Red Hood [to Batman]: See this face, Bruce? Take a good, long look. Because this is the face that didn’t listen to a word you just said.
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When your adoptive father rattles on about the missions you’ve “botched”…
Red Hood [to Batman]: Oh, please. Some of my best work comes from my worst hangovers.
Mornings at the Manor…
Breakfast in the kitchen…
Dick [to Tim and Damian]: Jay just walked in. Here he comes, hide the bread!
Enough with the bread jokes, boys.
Robin: *driving (or, more accurately, a forehead just above the steering wheel)*
Red Hood: *in the passenger seat, looking out the window*
Red Hood: Why is everyone so non-violent here? We’re not that far from Gotham City.
When an Amazonian warrior knows more about your culture than you do…
Artemis: I think your hand is supposed to be on my hip.
Jason: Right. Apparently I learned the girls’ part of this dance. Would you mind leading?
Interrogation 101…
Red Hood: Where’s the disk?
Criminal: Disk? What disk?
Red Hood: Okay. We can do it the easy way or the hard way. The easy way is I shove his foot up your ass.
Arsenal: *tips trucker cap and winks*
Criminal: Wh-what’s the hard way?
Red Hood: I use my foot!
Interrogation 101…
Red Hood: Where’s the disk?
Criminal: Disk? What disk?
Red Hood: Okay. We can do it the easy way or the hard way. The easy way is I shove his foot up your ass.
Arsenal: *tips trucker cap and winks*
Criminal: Wh-what’s the hard way?
Red Hood: I use my foot!
When you just want to give your best friend’s troubled, adoptive son some advice…
Superman: I wanted to have a private word with you, Jason… Pardon the intrusion.
Red Hood: On this moment? Or my life in general?
At the Gotham City Comic Con…
Nightwing, Red Hood, Red Robin, and Robin: *in their superhero uniforms*
Duke: *blinks*
Duke: Either this is a mission, or you guys are really good at hiding your hobbies.
Finding out that your brother’s being hunted down by mercenaries be like…
Nightwing: Jason! What are you doing here?
Red Hood: Someone needs to protect the little bird, huh?
Red Robin: Well, that’s very thoughful. Thank you very much, I guess.
Red Hood: Plus, I didn’t want to miss any gunplay. Come on!
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