Red Hood: *rubbing his sore jaw as Nightwing storms away*
Red Hood: How is it that I am now being punished for being honest?
Dick can get… really sensitive about his fashion choices.
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Bruce [to his children]: You are very important to me. And I don’t always do the best job telling you that.
From somewhere at the back of the Batcave…
Alfred: *clears throat loudly*
On why Roy’s his best friend…
Jason: *shrugs* We get caught together, we face death together. It happens every week.
When your best friend asks if you would’ve moved back into the Manor when Batman went missing…
Red Hood: Is this another “your father will turn over in his grave” questions?
Arsenal: Yup.
Red Hood: Then, no, I would not have moved back in.
Arsenal: You could have at least lied to get him back in the right position.
Red Hood: Okay, I can see you’re not an idiot.
Red Robin: Wish I could say the same for you.
I adooooore their banter when they work together (e.g. “Batman and Robin Eternal”). This might as well be canon.
Trying to get through to your rebellious son be like…
Batman: Jason. I thought we might have a bit of a sit-down.
Red Hood: I prefer a bit of a “piss off”.
Power struggle within the family be like…
Red Hood: With Bruce and Dick off-planet, you’re acting captain… You know what happens if you fall asleep now?
Red Robin: Damian gags and binds me, then takes over.
It’s a good thing Timmy barely sleeps, then.
Damian: You mussed up Drake’s face, Todd. And that has endeared you to me somewhat.
Dick and Jason: *watching wide-eyed as Damian argues with Bruce*
Tim: *deadpan* So, he’s added cussing and hurling things to his repertoire. He really is a child prodigy.
Damian: *gagged and strapped to the dinosaur’s leg in the Batcave*
Dick: Guys. Cut him down from there.
Jason: *looks to Tim for approval*
Tim: The kid’s a pain in the butt!
Dick: *sighs* Yeah, but he’s our pain in the butt. So, cut him down before Bruce gets back.
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