Arsenal: *whispering* I’ll be discreet, I promise. I left my bazooka in the tank.
Red Hood: *rolls eyes under the helmet*
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Dick: *decides to move on from being Robin and become Nightwing*
Bruce: Is there anything I can say?
Dick: You can give me your word that you’ll be just as hard on my successor as you were on me.
Bruce: You have my word.
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Red Hood, upon hearing this anecdote: Why, that little piece of sh–
Superman: When you lost Jason, you checked out from the League…
Batman: I was stuck in quicksand.
Superman: I remember…
Batman: You know what got me out?
Superman: Work? Purpose?
Batman: My family, Clark. My family became my purpose.
Making home videos with your family be like…
Jason: *setting up his camcorder*
Jason: Dick, I have to make some adjustments to my film. You’ll play my father.
Dick: I don’t want to be your father!
Jason: Perfect! You already know the lines.
And somewhere in the Manor, Bruce accidentally chokes on his coffee.
“And I don’t need your adult angst.”
Making home videos with your family be like…
Jason: *setting up his camcorder*
Jason: Dick, I have to make some adjustments to my film. You’ll play my father.
Dick: I don’t want to be your father!
Jason: Perfect! You already know the lines.
And somewhere in the Manor, Bruce accidentally chokes on his coffee.
And the “Big Brother of the Year Award” goes to…
Jason [to Damian]: If you’re gonna cheat, don’t write information from a book on a piece of paper. That’s practically learning, for Bat’s sake!
Says the Robin who was an absolute straight-A’s nerd in school.
And the “Big Brother of the Year Award” goes to…
Jason [to Damian]: If you’re gonna cheat, don’t write information from a book on a piece of paper. That’s practically learning, for Bat’s sake!
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Says the Robin who was an absolute straight-A’s nerd in school.
When you ask your brother for his honest opinion…
Dick: *makes a three hundred and sixty-degree turn wearing his 80′s Nightwing costume and whips his ponytailed hair*
Jason: Hmm. Culturally, it’s unacceptable, but theatrically, it’s dynamite! *ducks as an escrima stick is thrown at him*
When your faux
fiancée won’t believe how nosy your siblings can be…
Tim [to Tam]: As soon as we touch, the blinds will open, and three annoying, but lovable, misfits will be staring at us.
And one creepy, but loveable, Batdad will be spying through binoculars from three roofs away.
When your faux fiancée won’t believe how nosy your siblings can be…
Tim [to Tam]: As soon as we touch, the blinds will open, and three annoying, but lovable, misfits will be staring at us.
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And one creepy, but loveable, Batdad will be spying through binoculars from three rooftops away.
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