Tag: jason todd

Mornings at the Manor…

Jason: *following Tim around the kitchen* Lotus Bear Relax! I can smell it on you right now!

Tim: *slapping his hand away* Stop smelling my hair, dude!

Jason: Do you know how much that stuff cost?

Tim: I didn’t use your conditioner, Jay!

Jason: Then why does your hair look so baby soft?!

Alfred: *sighs*

Alfred: *adds “conditioner” to grocery list*

incorrect-batfamily-quotes:

Bruce: Tim, please keep an eye on Jason today. He’s going to say something to the wrong person and get himself arrested.

Tim: Sure. I’d love to see Jason get arrested.

Bruce: Try again.

Tim: I will stop Jason from getting arrested.

Bruce: Correct.

lycheeluv:

chaoticquips:

lycheeluv:

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foxtrotsambablue:

I honestly feel like Dick Grayson would wear this, without shame or even joking because he thinks he looks good and it makes him feel fancy.

Someone draw this and tag me

What do you think @incorrect-batfamily-quotes ?

In which we can hear his brothers groaning all the way from Gotham and see his adoptive father’s hair become instantly grayer, @foxtrotsambablue. (Because of the horrors they face on a daily basis, few can top the sight of Dick in this.)

did someone already did it or–

y’all need to check etsy’s robin section bc 

go ahead and tell me he wouldn’t wear these to freak someone out 

They are U N S T O P P A B L E now.
@chaoticquips @incorrect-batfamily-quotes @foxtrotsambablue

@foxtrotsambablue, what have you done?

incorrect-batfamily-quotes:

Mornings at the Manor…

Damian: *cutting down animal-shaped shrubs on the lawn with a katana*

Dick: *watches Damian through the kitchen window while eating his cereal*

Dick: *grins* His quirks just make you love him more.

Alfred: *blinks*

Alfred: *continues cooking omelettes*

Jason: *aggressively stuffs his mouth with pancakes*

Tim: *chokes on his coffee*

Bruce: *hides behind the Gotham Gazette*

Dick:

Dick: Someone please agree with me.

incorrect-batfamily-quotes:

Mornings at the Manor…

Damian: *cutting down animal-shaped shrubs on the lawn with a katana*

Dick: *watches Damian through the kitchen window while eating his cereal*

Dick: *grins* His quirks just make you love him more.

Alfred: *blinks*

Alfred: *continues cooking omelettes*

Jason: *aggressively stuffs his mouth with pancakes*

Tim: *chokes on his coffee*

Bruce: *hides behind the Gotham Gazette*

Dick:

Dick: Someone please agree with me.

incorrect-batfamily-quotes:

Mornings at the Manor…

Bruce: *e-mailing the Justice League while discussing Wayne Tech plans with Lucius on the phone*

Dick: *stealthily picking blueberries off the pancakes on the serving tray while dangling upside down from the ceiling*

Alfred: *slapping Dick’s hand away while preparing Tim’s morning espresso shots*

Jason: *holding up a bag of catfood so it’s out of Damian’s reach*

Damian: *on his tippy toes trying to reach it while muttering censor-worthy threats to Jason*

Tim: *eyelids drooping and eyes red, wiping dried-up slobber off his face* How long was I out? Is Napster still a thing?

Who’s gonna tell him?