Tag: jason todd

When Red Hood and Red Robin get into an intense argument during patrol and the latter walks out in frustration…

*Cue heavy rainfall* 

Red Hood: *scoffs* Don’t hate me for your son leaving.

Batman: You’re both my sons.

rosalitadiazz:

Peralta men: doing the exact opposite of what they say

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IMAGINE:

Nightwing [to Alfred]: *after finding out that Bruce teamed up with Deathstroke for a case behind his back* “I’m gonna go down to the Batcave, and I’m gonna express my concerns to him in a calm, rational manner.”

5 minutes later…

Nightwing [to Batman]: *dramatically flailing his arms* “What are you doing, Bruce?! He’s evil!”

>>> — <<<

Dick [to Bruce]: *after telling him that Jason’s coming over to the manor* Look, I know you don’t like him right now, but can you at least try to be nice to him for me?

Bruce: *grunts*

5 minutes later…

Red Hood: *getting off his motorcycle on the Manor driveway*

Bruce: *stomping towards him and pointing at him* I’m glad you’re no longer dead, you lousy son of mine!

Dick: *facepalms*

Source: rosalitadiazz

incorrect-batfamily-quotes:

When you humor your 13-year-old League of Assassins-raised brother at his second chance at childhood…

Damian: *pretends to pour tea for Alfred the Cat, Batcow, Jerry the Turkey, Goliath, and Jason*

Jason: *facepalms* I don’t know why I agreed to this.

Damian: *glares* Because you like the taste of my imaginary tea.

Jason: Oh, you’re right. *“sips”*

incorrect-batfamily-quotes:

And the “Big Brother of the Year” Award goes to…

Jason: *reading the newspaper*

Damian: *slams his suitcase on the kitchen counter*

Damian [about Gotham Academy]: I can’t believe I have to start another year at school. I never learned anything at that suck shack.

Jason: Hey! Who taught you language like that?

Damian: A kid at school.

Jason: So you did learn something.