Tag: jason todd

incorrect-batfamily-quotes:

Tim: I want to tell you my secret now.

Conner: Okay…

Tim: I see dead people.

Conner: …

Conner: In your dreams? While you’re awake? Dead people, like, in graves, in coffins?

Tim: Walking around like regular people.

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Okay, first of all, those’re just Jason and Damian walking around the Manor. Secondly, GET SOME SLEEP, Timothy.

So…

Once in a while I’ll come across a comment or two on my posts asking where so-and-so is or why so-and-so isn’t included in them. And I’m grateful because none of them have been rude so far; to me, they sound more like outcries from fans who just want their beloved (and perhaps underappreciated) characters to get more recognition.

Though I understand where they’re coming from, here’s the thing: a lot of you are probably more well-versed in comic canon than I am. 

One of the reasons I’m partial to certain characters is because they’re the ones I first encountered when I started reading comics and whose core “personalities” really stuck with me. I’ve gotten to know them more intimately than others and tend to read more about them. It’s kind of like discovering a TV show that really resonates with you; it can keep you from checking out other shows because you’re so preoccupied watching it. 

(And I’m really not fond of writing about anything that I don’t know much about because it feels like cheating to me, if that makes sense.)

That being said, once in a while, I’ll come across an incorrect quote or think up a scenario that makes me go, “Oh, I think I might know this character that I rarely write about enough to include him or her in this”. And that’s when I really run with it because it brings me joy to make posts with a big-family feel. 

So… You’ll have to forgive me if you don’t see a lot of your favorite character on here. (Trust me, it’s probably better that way until I get back to reading comics more consistently again.)

I do appreciate your comments (and will, once in a while, even stalk reblogs just to read the tags on them *snickers unashamedly*).  

Sincerely,

a-wayne-at-heart/incorrect-batfamily-quotes

a-wayne-at-heart:

The Robins as…

PET OWNERS

DICK:

  • Lots of jogging at the beach, cuddles on the bed and feeding from the table
  • Will leave pet with Damian in spite of… [see: Damian, 2nd item]

JASON:

  • Lots of “playdates” with Bizarro’s Pup-Pup
  • Has disinfectants and anti-odor sprays all over his pristine safe house

TIM:

  • Lots of incidents involving accidentally pouring coffee beans into dishes or aquariums
  • World’s Grestest Trainer (Them: “Did you just say that it can… solve crimes?” Him: *grins smugly*)

DAMIAN:

  • Lots. Of. Pets. (We all know this.)
  • Cannot be trusted to babysit due to risk of not getting one’s pet back
  • Impeccable grooming and clothes that match his

#the robins as

The Robins as…

PET OWNERS

DICK:

  • Lots of jogging at the beach, cuddles on the bed and feeding from the table
  • Will leave pet with Damian in spite of… [see: Damian, 2nd item]

JASON:

  • Lots of “playdates” with Bizarro’s Pup-Pup
  • Has disinfectants and anti-odor sprays all over his pristine safe house

TIM:

  • Lots of incidents involving accidentally pouring coffee beans into dishes or aquariums
  • World’s Greatest Trainer (Them: “Did you just say that it can… solve crimes?” Him: *grins smugly*)

DAMIAN:

  • Lots. Of. Pets. (We all know this.)
  • Cannot be trusted to babysit due to risk of not getting one’s pet back
  • Impeccable grooming and clothes that match his

omgiamwish:

For this post by @incorrect-batfamily-quotes

Batjet: *glides down the Batcave driveway and parks itself smoothly*

Batjet door: *opens dramatically*

One of Batman’s boots: *steps out*

Red Robin: *shields his eyes from the brightness* AH!

The rest of Batman’s body: *gets out*

Red Hood: *snorts* HA! *covers his mouth as soon as the yell escapes his mouth*

Batman:

Batman: Hn.

Alfred: *taking the snow-white fur cape off Bruce’s shoulders* Welcome home, Master Bruce. I trust your mission in the Alps with Mr. Kent went well?

Batman: *grunts*

Nightwing: *trying desperately to contain his giggling* D-did y-y-you g-get a h-haircut over there, B?

Red Robin: *smirking and elbowing Jason’s ribs* Or a tan? Something’s definitely different.

Red Hood: *shaking uncontrollably and muttering* Stop it or I’m gonna lose it, Replacement.

Robin: Don’t be ridiculous, Drake. On an unrelated note, have you seen Disney’s “Frozen”, Father?

His brothers: *erupt into full-blown laughter*

Batman: *takes off his cowl, sighs wearily and slumps onto his computer chair*

Nightwing: *on the Comm Link, in a sing-song tone* Baaaabs, guess who just got into fashion? No, not me – Okay, yeah, but that’s not the point –

Robin: *on FaceTime with Jon* Kent, you will not believe – Oh, of course your father already told you –

Red Robin: *on the phone with Conner* – pictures, Dude –

Alfred: *serves him tea* Well, I think you look lovely, Master Bruce. The bright yellow goes well with all the brooding.

Batman:

Batman: *grinning as he sips tea*

Red Hood: *wiping blissful tears off his eyes as he types a message on Tumblr* @omgiamwish , quick, how do I wire-transfer money to your Earth?

Me: *comes up beside Jason, shaking my head and grinning* Yes, you have, @omgiamwish . Yes, you have.

Brilliant. Thank you!

nanna-the-batmum:

incorrect-batfamily-quotes:

Alfred: *walks into the Batcave carrying a tray of cookies*

Alfred:

Alfred: Master Bruce, is everything alright?

Batman: *looks up for a second* Oh. Alfred.

Alfred: *frowns suspiciously*

Batman: *distractedly* Uh, Alps. Mission. With Clark.

Alfred: *looks at the Batcomputer screen displaying a Tumblr page*

Batman: I’ve been doing some research on optimal wilderness disguises.

Alfred: *watching silently as his vigilante son, donning a yellow cowl, pulls at tight spots on his snow-colored suit and flips its matching furry cape, using the Batmobile’s reflective surface as a mirror*

Alfred: *leaves the tray on Bruce’s work table and proceeds to walk out, grinning* Then I shall leave you to it.

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@xellexavierxau, looks like someone liked your idea.

SOMEONE NEEDS TO DRAW THIS ITS SO CUTE

Me: *whispering to @nanna-the-batmum * I was actually thinking the same thing – *does a double-take*

Red Hood: *holding up a hand-painted sign saying “WANTED: artist willing to draw Bruce in a fluffy, white Batsuit, REWARD: 1 BILLION DOLLARS”*

Me: Jason, we can’t afford that –

Nightwing: *empties his piggy bank onto the kitchen table* Savings from my days as a police officer.

Red Robin: *writes a check* Savings from my days as CEO of Wayne Enterprises.

Robin: *takes out a thick wad of cash from his utility belt* Spare change.

Red Hood: *clicks on a banking app on his phone* And a liiiiittle bit more from Bruce’s days as Bruce Wayne.

Me: *face-palms*

Me: I guess they want it more than we do.