When something goes awry with your hard drive, which contains sooo many important files and memories, and you’re worried about that folder entitled “Comics”.

Thoughts while watching “Pirates of the Carribean: Revenge of Salazar”

*The search for the trident of Poseidon* Oh, it’s with Arthur Curry.

*Henry Turner shows up* Ooooh… More like, Dick Grayson…

*Henry says he wants to save his dad* Oh, Bruce must be stuck in some alternate dimension again and Dick’s doing his best to find him. Such a persistent son.

*Jack Sparrow gets into trouble* If Jack were a Batboy, he’d definitely be Jason Todd.

*Henry and Corina (?) banter* She’s kind of like Babs: relies a lot on logic and science… Dick’s more likely to believe in the supernatural…

*Henry meets Jack* Oh, oh! Nightwing and Red Hood team-up pirate AU!

I’m posting this halfway into the movie.

So, yeah… I may sort of kind of maybe have a DC/Batfamily, er, fixation.

You know you’ve re-ran (?) a show one too many times when you read the script and you hear the voices of the characters in your head exactly as they said it.

Got into the DC fandom for Barry. Staying for Bruce. Burying myself deeper and deeper for Bruce’s extended family.

Motion sensor toilet flushes before I even sit on and use it…

Me: You do you, toilet. You do you.