Bart [to Tim]: It’s like you’re ripping the side block out of my mental Jenga.
Tag: incorrect young justice quotes
Superboy and Miss Martian getting to know each other…
M’gann: I’ve been banned for my lifetime from Starlag Prison Station. Don’t ask.
Conner: I’m not convinced I know how to read; I’ve just memorized a lot of words.
M’gann: Red Tornado says I might grow another 18 inches.
Conner: I’m definitely sexually attracted to ladybugs.
M’gann: I kind of wanna get a gun.
Conner: I believe horses are from outer space.
Tim: Hey, you can tear up the Batcave if you want – with Batman here – and explain it to him, or you can quit and slink away like the monosyllabic mouth-breathers you are.
Conner: What did he say?
Bart: He said a lot of things!
Tim: There’s nothing wrong with being smart. There’s nothing wrong with being cut from the herd, either. It makes you the one buffalo who isn’t there when the Indians run the rest of them off the cliff.
Conner: Huh?
Tim doing a crossword puzzle…
Tim: “Heating device”.
Bart: “Radiator”.
Tim: Five letters.
Bart: “Rdatr”.
Dick: Hey, this is a kind of a weird request, but would you maybe mind chewing your energy bars with your mouth closed?
Wally: I can’t, and I’m excited to tell you why! I have a new eating method. I realized that open mouths oxygenate the food, so it’s kind of like wine tasting.
Dick: And I hear you, buddy. I really do. It’s just, it’s pretty gross. So maybe just while we’re together, you could keep the old chewer shut?
Wally: Oh, man. Batman is pissed! What are we gonna do, Dick?
Dick: Don’t worry. It’s gonna be fine. We just have to turn this debacle into a straight-up “bacle”.
Wally: Aw, man, this is almost too easy.
Dick: Are you crying?
Wally: No, that’s eyeball sweat.
Wally: So, I’m going to grab a healthy breakfast.
Dick: Are those gummy bears wrapped in a fruit roll-up?
Wally: Breakfast burrito, but yeah.
Dick: I pity your dentist.
Wally: Joke’s on you! I don’t have a dentist.
Wally: Dick, they found one of the stolen paintings at her house.
Dick: But she says she didn’t know how it ended up there. She’s being set up.
Wally: Framed! Art joke. Continue.