Fair warning to the team about his best friend…
Dick [about Wally]: Once he starts thinking about birthday cake, he becomes useless until he has birthday cake.
Fair warning to the team about his best friend…
Dick [about Wally]: Once he starts thinking about birthday cake, he becomes useless until he has birthday cake.
Young Justice Season 1 Episode 16/17 be like…
Black Canary: Well, this simulated disaster is a total disaster.
Camping trips with your whiny speedster boyfriend be like…
Artemis: Well, don’t be such a baby. I cooked you some bacon for a trail snack.
Wally: I ate it already.
Artemis: What?
Wally: I could smell it in your purse before I even sped us here. And now it’s gone and I hate everything.
At a party on Mount Justice…
Wally: Call me a romantic, but I believe by the end of the night, I will have between one and four new girlfriends.
Walking in on the guys at Mount Justice be like…
Conner: M’gann! We were just –
Dick: – about to –
Wally: – eat garbage dip! Why did I have to go third??
Just another Tuesday at Mount Justice…
Wally: I can’t believe Conner attacked a table with a fire axe and is still only the second craziest person in the room.
Having a telepathic girlfriend be like…
M’gann: We need to talk.
Conner: I’m dreaming, aren’t I?
M’gann: It’s not safe here.. Someplace more private.
Conner: More private? We’re inside my head.
M’gann: Exactly. Someone could be listening.
When your friends visit the Batcave for the first time (and are absolutely floored by it)…
Superboy: Can you see…
Robin: Yeah.
Beast Boy: Can you believe…
Robin: Yeah.
Impulse: Can we just…
Robin: No.
Asking your best friend to do monitor duty at Mount Justice be like…
Dick [to Wally]: Do us a favor… I know it’s difficult for you… but please, stay here, and try not to do anything… stupid.
Patrolling with your best bud be like…
Superboy: Hey, Tim! You’re flying!
Red Robin: This isn’t flying, this is falling with style!