Wally: *holding a piece of chocolate from M’gann*
Wally: I did wish for a birthday kiss. I should’ve been more specific.
Wally: *holding a piece of chocolate from M’gann*
Wally: I did wish for a birthday kiss. I should’ve been more specific.
‘Fessing up to your girlfriend be like…
Wally [to Artemis]: I am having a love affair with this ice cream sandwich.
Robin: *chatters on loudly about the Batcave’s history to Aqualad*
Superboy: *lifts and examines the giant coin*
Kid Flash: *zooms in and out of every room in the Manor (especially the kitchen)*
Batman: *tries to do work on the Batcomputer*
Batman: Hrrrn.
Batman: *contacts the rest of the Justice League at the Watchtower*
Batman: How did I get elected Supernanny?
Justice League: *burst out laughing*
You’re a natural, Batdad.
When your a months-old human-alien hybrid in a grown man’s body getting used to the concept of having your own place…
Conner [recorded]: Uh, this is my voicemail… Make your voice… a mail.
Wally: *wiggles eyebrows* I love when you get angry.
Artemis: *glares*
Wally: I mean at other people, not at me.
Red Tornado: Kid Flash has been implanted with several highly powerful tracking devices.
Robin: How did that happen?!
Red Tornado: I left them in a bowl and he ate them.
Arguing with your speedster boyfriend be like….
Wally: I don’t even want your pie!
Artemis: But you already ate the whole thing.
Wally: Well, I’m not going to digest it!
Dick, Kaldur’ahm, and Conner: *stare in horror*
Wally: Yeah, I eat the whole apple. The core, stem, seeds, everything.
Proud boyfriend be like…
Wally [about Artemis]: She is an excellent shot! She can hit a pimple on an elephant’s ass from a hundred yards away.
When you notice all the gussying up Nightwing, Aqualad, Superboy, and Kid Flash are doing…
Batman: It’s a meeting with the government, not a bachelor auction.