Robin: *chatters on loudly about the Batcave’s history to Aqualad*
Superboy: *lifts and examines the giant coin*
Kid Flash: *zooms in and out of every room in the Manor (especially the kitchen)*
Batman: *tries to do work on the Batcomputer*
Batman: Hrrrn.
Batman: *contacts the rest of the Justice League at the Watchtower*
Batman: How did I get elected Supernanny?
Justice League: *burst out laughing*
You’re a natural, Batdad.
Tag: incorrect young justice quotes
Bomb diffusal…
Robin [on the Comm Link]: What’s going on?
Superboy: The timer sped up!
Robin: What? Did you cut the green one?
Kid Flash: Yes. Roger. Steven. Whoever!
Robin: What were the last two letters?
Kid Flash: B as in Butthole!
Superboy: Dick, what do we do here?
Kid Flash: And M as in Mancy.
Robin: What?
Supeboy: M as in what?
Kid Flash: Mancy. What did you think I said?
Robin: Nancy! You idiot!
Superboy: Dick, tell me what to do!
Robin: So, do ya’ll have parachutes?
Superboy: No!
Robin: Well that would be, you know, problem solved.
Superboy: Dick!
Robin: I don’t know. Push it off with your big-ass hands! Good luck, dude.
When your teammate’s got an extra voucher to an eat-all-you-can buffet…
Dick [to Conner]: It’s a good thing you brought me rather than Wally. He’d eat everything here. Literally. I’m not exaggerating.
Dick [to Kaldur]: Have you seen the way Wally looks at Artemis? The same way he used to look at Halloween candy.
Aqualad: And he likes Nightwing because… ?
Kid Flash: Because who wouldn’t?
Beast Boy: What was I supposed to do? Psychically predict that we’d be on lockdown?
Kid Flash: I swear, Gar, if we run out of food, I am eating you first!
Wally West: I guess I underestimated you, Robin.
Dick “Whelmed” Grayson: Yeah, well, maybe next time, you will… estimate me.
Wally West: I guess I underestimated you, Robin.
Dick “Whelmed” Grayson: Yeah, well, maybe next time, you will… estimate me.
Celebrating Kid Flash’s birthday be like…
Wally: It’s my favorite kind of cake! Gigantic!
Feeling that awkward tension in Mount Justice be like…
Dick: You know what else is interesting? Since M’gann has been here, you haven’t mentioned the love of your life once.
Wally: What are you talking about? I’ve talked about spare ribs like ten times – Oh, Artemis!
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