When you’re a months-old human-alien hybrid in a grown man’s body getting used to the concept of having your own place…
Conner [recorded]: Uh, this is my voicemail… Make your voice… a mail.
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Dick, Kaldur’ahm, and Conner: *stare in horror*
Wally: *taking debris out from between his teeth with a toothpick* Yeah, I eat the whole apple. The core, stem, seeds, everything.
Red Robin: *disables the security system of a top secret government facility*
Superboy: How on earth did you get so tech-savvy?
Red Robin: Xbox.
Tim: Did you check the emergency exit?
Bart:
Bart: No, I went to go get donuts.
Tim Drake: Initiate Phase 2.
Bart Allen: I forgot what Phase 2 is, but I’ll assume we just run in like we discussed.
Tim Drake: Affirmative.
Bart Allen: I’ll assume that means “yes”.
Tim Drake: Roger.
Bart Allen: My name’s Bart.
When missions be like…
Robin: Nobody warned us about this.
Aqualad: You mean, why didn’t we listen when everybody warned us?
Wally: *scoffs* Don’t listen to Dick. He doesn’t know what he’s talking about. The guy eats cereal with a fork.
Aqualad: Look, instead of just running straight into enemy gunfire like we usually do, why don’t we try some reconnaissance this time?
Kid Flash: You mean like spy stuff? That would be cool! I could wear a spy tuxedo –
Robin: *facepalms* No.
Kid Flash: With a hidden spy camera –
Speedy: Dude.
Kid Flash: Inside a tiny spy bowtie –
Miss Martian: Wally…
Kid Flash: Or, I could wear a flower on my lapel –
Superboy: We said no.
Kid Flash: That sprays water in people’s faces, oh man –
Artemis: Shut up, West.
Robin: *chatters on loudly about the Batcave’s history to Aqualad*
Superboy: *lifts and examines the giant coin*
Kid Flash: *zooms in and out of every room in the Manor (especially the kitchen)*
Batman: *tries to do work on the Batcomputer*
Batman: Hrrrn.
Batman: *contacts the rest of the Justice League at the Watchtower*
Batman: How did I get elected Supernanny?
Justice League: *burst out laughing*
~ • ~ • ~ • ~ • ~
You’re a natural, Batdad.
Security alarm at the Titans Tower: INTRUDER ALERT! INTRUDER ALERT!
Impulse: *runs out of the conference room*
Impulse: *runs back into the conference room half a second later*
Impulse: *panting* I saw a freaky, terrifying man!
Robin: *not looking up from what he’s reading* That’s just Batman.
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