After watching Nightwing land perfectly on one foot following a quadruple somersault to evade a rogue…
The Flash:
Arsenal:
Tempest:
The Flash: It’s like time stood still and so did his ass.
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Wally: *completes the Titans obstacle course in 3 seconds flat*
Dick: You’re the coolest accident I’ve ever known.
Nightwing: *dismantling power-dampening wristbands on Starfire*
Nightwing: Do you have any idea how many times I’ve had to get out of handcuffs?
Starfire: Whew! Well, thank Zal you’ve been arrested so many times.
Nightwing: *smirks* Arrested?
Dick: Let’s face it, we’re both too old for the MTV lifestyle.
Wally: MTV? Did they just defrost you?!
Dick: Is there anything you eat that makes you sick?
Wally: *shrugs* I ate a worm once.
Hypermetabolism, ultra-fast healing, and all that.
Dick: Hey, hey. Maple Loops is part of a nutritious and balanced breakfast.
Wally: Yeah, if you eat it with a steak and some broccoli.
Dick: Well, I can’t eat like a ten-year-old all the time –
Wally: *gasps*
Wally: You’re dating somebody! Who is it?
Or maybe he just realized that a steady diet of Frosted Flakes and Cocoa Puffs isn’t enough for a grown man anymore?
Downtime at the Titans Tower…
Wally: *swirling wine in a glass*
Wally: I do enjoy the complexity of an aged pinot noir.
Dick: I’m sure that would pair nicely with your fine nuggets of chicken.
On a life raft in the middle of the Atlantic Ocean, with dwindling food rations…
Wally: Sorry I ate so much food.
Dick: Yeah, that was a pretty dick move.
Dick: You want to talk about endless patience? Babs made me watch all five seasons of “Sex and the City”.
Wally: Dude, there’re six seasons.
Dick: Oh, crap.
Of course Wally would know. Linda makes him do it, too.
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