Don’t bother with crime alerts on January 16 because…
Nightwing: Once Wally starts thinking about birthday cake, he becomes useless until he has birthday cake.
Tag: incorrect titans quotes
Nightwing: Aren’t you supposed to have an Olympic gold medal in jibber-jabber?
Kid Flash: Yeah, but I’m a sprinter. I’m at my best during high-speed bursts of wit.
When your best friend’s one of the nicest people in the Multiverse…
Wally [to Dick]: You even work too hard at passive aggression.
Yeaaaaah, just don’t mess with his family and friends. Especially his adoptive father.
Reasoning with a fifth dimension imp about your best friend be like…
Kid Flash [about Nightwing]: In what war is he a criminal? In the battle for our affections?!?
When asked to describe his best friend…
Wally: Dick Grayson is a magical elf-like man who makes us all more magical by being near him.
Kid Flash [to witness]: I was gonna ask you the same question, Ma’am…
Nightwing: Dude, this woman just witnessed a crime…
Kid Flash: *grinning* Yeah, a crime in progress. She’s stealing my heart, but I ain’t pressing charges.
Nightwing: *accidentally sits on his own cellphone*
Kid Flash: *reads text message from bestbrobin: “Ey, Wal”*
Kid Flash: *smirks* Creepiest butt-text ever.
And the mystery that is Richard John Grayson’s gluteal muscles goes on…
Nightwing: *walking away from a very intoxicated Kid Flash, who had apparently discovered a special beer formulated for speedsters*
Wonder Girl: … ?
Nightwing: He’s been grilling me about where circus performers go when they die.
Wally: Dude, I can’t meet you for lunch today.
Dick: That’s good. Because I think I’ve run out of sandwich ideas.
At the Titans Tower…
Nightwing: *sees his name heat-engraved onto a wall*
Nightwing: *sighs wearily*
Nightwing: Uh. What’s this over the “i”?
Supergirl: *eyes glowing red and smoky* It’s a heart.
Because it’s canon that Kara had a bit of a crush on Dick.
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