Donna: Kory was sent here to kill Rachel.
Dick: You don’t have all the facts.
Donna: Which are?
Dick: I love her.
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Dick: *watching as Wally devours a five-course meal*
Dick: *ducking as scraps of food fly towards him* Breathe and eat –
Wally: *not letting up*
Dick: – separately!
“Titans” Episode 5 be like…
Kori: Keeping secrets? I find that attractive.
Dick: You do?
Kori: In attractive people, yeah.
Dick: Enjoying Damian’s cruelty-free vegan seafood buffet?
Wally: It’s pretty good once you get over how allergic I am to soy.
Dick: What?! Oh my gosh! Don’t eat that! *tries to grab the food*
Wally: *pushes back* Hey! I’m a consenting adult!
A “cook-in” at your best friend’s apartment be like…
Wally: I got the steak from the freezer. *slams a package onto the kitchen counter*
Dick: Why do you have chocolate on your face?
Wally: It was under a chocolate pie.
Dick: So you ate your way through it?
Wally: I made a judgment call. You weren’t there.
Dick: Enjoying Damian’s cruelty-free vegan seafood buffet?
Wally: It’s pretty good once you get over how allergic I am to soy.
Dick: What?! Oh my gosh! Don’t eat that! *tries to grab the food*
Wally: *pushes back* Hey! I’m a consenting adult!
Nightwing: Just trust me, Wal.
The Flash: How can I trust someone who just made a nuts-and-seeds pun?
A “cook-in” at your best friend’s apartment be like…
Wally: I got the steak from the freezer. *slams a package onto the kitchen counter*
Dick: Why do you have chocolate on your face?
Wally: It was under a chocolate pie.
Dick: So you ate your way through it?
Wally: I made a judgment call. You weren’t there.
When your best friend makes the worst puns…
Wally [to Dick]: You’re too beautiful to be funny, dude. It’s not your fault, but you’ve never had to compensate for anything.
Arguing with your best friend be like…
Dick: Well, I dropped my cell phone in a bowl of cereal last week, idiot! If you had called me, you would have known that!
Wally: *raises an eyebrow*
Dick: Oh.
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