kory: how long have you been watching me sleep
dick: twelve hours
kory: okay the normal amount for you
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dick: listen you’re my soulmate and i love you
dick: i’ll be back in like a week don’t have any sudden traumatic realizations of who you are
dick: like if you’re an alien, or something
kory: what
Conner: Kory told me that instead of being sad, I should go get it, girl. So I’m going to go get it, girl.
Donna: Get what?
Conner: Unclear. I’ll get everything, just to be safe.
Donna: Dick, Kory is a queen.
Dick, lovingly: I know.
Donna: No, I mean she’s a literal queen.
Dawn: I agree. Kory is amazing.
Donna: You don’t understand. She’s an alien princess.
Rachel: She certainly is.
Donna: *Proceeds to spend three hours trying to get her point across and trying to explain Tamaranean monarchy to the team before giving up*
Dick: Kori and I are having a baby!
Rachel: That’s grea-
Dick *Slams adoption papers on the table*: It’s you! Sign here!
dick: i’m a lonely soul with and no one can pierce my armor
kory: hey
dick: it started when i was born
When you finally discover why your kitchen cabinets always wind up empty…
Dick: *notices a red streak followed by a flicker of yellow light cross his living room in half a second*
Dick: *loudly* Maybe my apartment’s being invaded by some sort of super rat.
Nightwing: *walking away from a very intoxicated Kid Flash, who had apparently discovered a special beer formulated for speedsters*
Wonder Girl: … ?
Nightwing: He’s been grilling me about where circus performers go when they die.
Nightwing: *dismantling power-dampening wristbands on Starfire*
Nightwing: Do you have any idea how many times I’ve had to get out of handcuffs?
Starfire: Whew! Well, thank Zal you’ve been arrested so many times.
Nightwing: *smirks* Arrested?
Kory: *horrified, with her palms still smoking* I’m sorry I almost killed you.
Dick: *heart eyes* That’s all right. I need to be more careful next time.
~ • ~ • ~ • ~ • ~
And all he had been trying to do was tickle her from behind as she prepared breakfast for them, Rachel and Gar.
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