Dick: Freeze, you’re under arrest!
Kory: Okay but just let me explain…
Dick: You’re so beautiful it’s a crime.
Kory: Oh okay.
Dick: What do you think I was referring to?
Kory: Nothing
Dick: Did you beat up another cop?!
Kory:
Kory: Kind of.
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Dick: Kory, help! I need medical attention!
Kory: What’s wrong?!
Dick: You’re so beautiful that it physically hurts me.
Dick: Also I’ve been shot.
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Dick: So what’s Kory’s type?
Donna: Tall, dark hair, oblivious, blue eyes, strange sense of humor, hero, dumbass…
Dick: Sounds kind of like me. Too bad we’re just friends
Donna: Did I mention oblivious?
Dick: Yeah, why?
Donna: Okay, just making sure
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Principal: I’m afraid Rachel has been in another fight.
Kory: Did she win?
Dick: Kory!
Kory: Sorry.
Kory: (To Rachel) But did you?
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Roy [to Wally]: If you go with Donna, you’re doing the smart, sensible thing and moving on. And if you go with Linda, does that mean Donna’s free tonight?
That one time Roy got a part-time job at a fast food restaurant…
Dick: What’s your soda refill policy?
Roy: All you can drink, if you buy a jumbo cup.
Wally: Careful, Roy. That’s how I bankrupted a Pizza Hut.
Downtime chat with your speedster best friend be like…
Wally: *smugly* Do you know what today is?
Dick: No, what?
Wally: Today is tomorrow. It happened.
Dick:
Wally: Let me give you a little tip: If you have to explain your suit to someone, it’s probably not a good costume.
Wally: Dude, I can’t meet you for lunch today.
Dick: That’s good. Because I think I’ve run out of sandwich ideas.
Dick: So what’s Kory’s type?
Donna: Tall, dark hair, oblivious, blue eyes, strange sense of humor, hero, dumbass…
Dick: Sounds kind of like me. Too bad we’re just friends
Donna: Did I mention oblivious?
Dick: Yeah, why?
Donna: Okay, just making sure
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