That time Dick gave the Titans a tour of Wayne Manor…
Wally [to Garth]: You are gonna die when you see the master bath. I almost spilled future generations just looking at it!
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Dick: Hey, have you ever fasted?
Wally: Well, once I didn’t have dinner until, like, nine o’clock. That was pretty rough.
Dick:
Wally: Let me give you a little tip: If you have to explain your suit to someone, it’s probably not a good costume.
Defending your best friend’s eating habits be like…
Dick: Let’s face it: a well-fed Wally is hardly a model of emotional stability. Now, deprive him of food and, stage by stage, it’s a slow descent into madness.
Teaming up with your hypermetabolic speedster best friend on a case be like…
Wally: If we’re going to work, you got any food around here?
Dick: I have three TV dinners.
Wally: No. I need some food with a little bit more food in it.
Try-outs for the Inter-Universe Space Olympics…
Roy: Number one is being able to “run 2 miles in under 2 minutes”. That’s a typo, right? That’s not humanly possible.
Wally: *clears throat*
Convincing your ridiculously attractive best friend to “take one for the team” on a seduction mission…
Wally [to Dick]: Do you have any of those shirts that look wet all the time? Or, like, green scaly briefs? Oh! You know what’s always sexy? Finger stripes.
Downtime chat with your speedster best friend be like…
Wally: Do you know what today is?
Dick: No, what?
Wally: Today is tomorrow. It happened.
When asked what happened between Batman and Robin (or when the Titans learned which topics to avoid over dinner)…
Nightwing: Lose it? I didn’t lose it. It’s not like, “Whoops! Where’d my job go?” I QUIT. Someone pass me the asparagus.
When Dick tells a corny joke…
Wally: Oh, Dick. You’re too beautiful to be funny. It’s not your fault. You’ve never had to compensate for anything.
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