You know it’s a legitimate Titans emergency when…
Wally: I have never said this in the history of my life, but I think we should skip dinner.
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Roy [to Wally]: If you go with Donna, you’re doing the smart, sensible thing and moving on. And if you go with Linda, does that mean Donna’s free tonight?
Dick: *walks in on Wally cooking a lot of food*
Dick: Hey.
Wally: Hey.
Dick: Whoa. So, I’m guessing you either had a fight with Linda, or… um, Italy called and said it was hungry.
Or he’s just having a midday snack?
Waiting for your wife to get dressed for Double Date Night be like…
Wally [to Dick]: This is unbelievable. It’s been, like, half an hour. If this were a cartoon, you’d be looking like ham right about now.
When you bring Alfred’s cookies to the Titans Tower…
Nightwing: Listen, guys, it was great seeing you again.
Nightwing: Wally, um, easy on those cookies, okay? Remember, they’re just food, they’re not love.
When you ask your best friend for half…
Wally [to Dick]: Dude, they’re donuts. Either you’re all-in or you’re all-out.
When you finally discover why your kitchen cabinets always wind up empty…
Dick: *notices a red streak followed by a flicker of yellow light cross his living room in half a second*
Dick: *loudly* Maybe my apartment’s being invaded by some sort of super rat.
That one time Roy got a part-time job at a fast food restaurant…
Dick: What’s your soda refill policy?
Roy: All you can drink, if you buy a jumbo cup.
Wally: Careful, Roy. That’s how I bankrupted a Pizza Hut.
The Flash: Dick, your butt just gave me an idea!
Nightwing: Yep, it’ll do that.
At the Titans Tower…
Pizza Delivery Guy: Why are all these pizzas piling up?
Dick: Wally West went on a diet.
Pizza Delivery Guy: Oh, crud! I just bought a boat!
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