donna troy: hold up, jason todd?
wally west: isn’t he dead?
dick grayson: he died but he’s fine.
Tag: incorrect titans quotes
At the Titans Tower…
Nightwing: *sees his name heat-engraved onto a wall*
Nightwing: *sighs wearily*
Nightwing: Uh. What’s this over the “i”?
Supergirl: *eyes glowing red and smoky* It’s a heart.
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Because it’s canon that Kara had a bit of a crush on Dick.
Kory: Did you describe yourself as “pretty but stupid” or “pretty stupid”?
Dick: Yes.
#titans2018
Rachel: You lied!
Dick: I may have
Rachel: You may have or you did?!
Dick:
Dick: I may have did.
#titans2018
Dick: the doctor said i’m perfectly fine. Except for this burn scar, and this broken rib…which is next to two other broken ribs
Kory: did he clear you or not?
Dick: he did not! (claps hands) let’s get to work!
#titans2018
Wally: Dude, I can’t meet you for lunch today.
Dick: That’s good. Because I think I’ve run out of sandwich ideas.
Arguing with your best friend be like…
Dick: Well, I dropped my cell phone in a bowl of cereal last week, idiot! If you had called me, you would have known that!
Wally: *raises an eyebrow*
Dick: Oh.
Dick: Hey, have you ever fasted?
Wally: Well, once I didn’t have dinner until, like, nine o’clock. That was pretty rough.
#titans (2018) #incorrect spoiler
Dick: Kory, I’m Batman’s son.
Kory: That doesn’t mean you’ve got to go out there and put yourself in danger.
Dick: Yeah, it kind of does.
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An alternative scenario in which Dick actually tells Kory that he’s on his way to Deathstroke.
When you finally discover why your kitchen cabinets always wind up empty…
Dick: *notices a red streak followed by a flicker of yellow light cross his living room in half a second*
Dick: *loudly* Maybe my apartment’s being invaded by some sort of super rat.
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