Robin [to Raven]: Just keep in mind, should you ever need a slightly apathetic, tertiary friend, I stand at the ready.
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Teen Titans meetings be like…
Garfield: Put it on the agenda.
Damian: You have to make a motion to put it on the agenda.
Garfield: Oh, I’ll make a motion, alright. But you’re not gonna like it.
Just humor him, Beast Boy. *sigh*
That one time Robin, as their self-appointed leader, made a motion to change the Teen Titans’ team name…
Robin: Teams are traditionally named after fierce creatures, thus intimidating one’s opponent.
Beast Boy: Then we could be the Bengal Tigers!
Robin: Poor choice. Gram for gram, no animal exceeds the relative fighting strength of the Army ant.
Beast Boy: Maybe so, but you can’t incinerate a Bengal tiger with a magnifying glass.
When your best friend just wants to make sense of his life as a superhero…
Tim [to Conner]: Do you even know what my job is? I mean, I definitely know it. I just want to hear someone else say it.
When Wally met Dick…
Robin: *wearing a green scaly leotard*
Kid Flash: What am I looking at here, Robin? Hero to hero, didn’t you want to wear something a little more form-flattering? Like a pile of towels?
Black Canary: What have we always said is the most important thing? What comes first?
Kid Flash: Breakfast.
Everyone else: Family.
Kid Flash: Family. Right. I thought you meant out of the things you eat.
Red Robin: *watches as Superboy lands on the rooftop and walks towards him with a comforting grin*
Red Robin: *internal monologue* The thing is, this is kind of the whole reason you have friends, so you don’t have to do the terrible parts alone.
Meeting Tim’s friends/teammates for the first time…
Damian: I’m Robin, Red Robin’s brother.
Cassie: He didn’t tell us he had a younger brother.
Damian: Well, Drake isn’t one to brag.
Cyborg: Do you guys know anything about chicks?
Beast Boy: Fowl? Yes. Women? No.
Post-break up advice from your mentor from another planet…
Starfire [about Beast Boy]: You can, um, you can do the burning of the stuff he gave you.
Raven: Or?
Starfire: Or… or you can do the chanting and the dancing around naked, you know, with the sticks.
Raven: Burning’s good.
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