When it’s your turn to pick which movie to watch at the Manor with your half-Kryptonian best friend…
Conner [to Tim]: There’s a horror movie called “Alien”? That’s really offensive. No wonder everybody keeps invading you.
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Red Robin: *examining a trail of footprints*
Superboy: What does your gut tell you?
Red Robin: My gut tells me I need an antacid.
All that coffee, Timmy. All that coffee.
Martial arts training sessions at the Titans Tower be like…
Robin: Somebody attack me. Logan, GO!
Beast Boy: No WAY. Last time, you pulled my pants down, then tried to choke me with my shoelace.
Robin: False. I DID choke you with your shoelace.
At a Teen Titans mission briefing…
Robin: *handing out dossiers*
Beast Boy [to Kid Flash]: A three-ounce fetus is calling the shots. That’s so bad ass.
Three days before Robin’s birthday party…
Kid Flash: I hear Damian’s party will have double fudge brownies!
Beast Boy: But it will also have Damian.
Tim: I’m fine. Really.
Conner: How many times have you said that today?
Tim: *sighs* A hundred.
Robin: Are there areas where I don’t have expertise?
Beast Boy: Humility.
Kid Flash: Modesty.
Ya can’t have it all, Dami.
Beast Boy: When I’m the most mature person in a conversation we’re in big trouble.
Touring your best friend around your hometown be like…
Conner: This is Gotham City? I was kind of hoping to see something insanely weird.
Tim: Consider yourself lucky.
Watching flaming, furry, five-headed, fish-like aliens with fangs invade the planet be like…
Raven: This is weird.
Beast Boy: Yeah. I feel the sexual tension, too, but this is not the time.
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