Nightwing: Sometimes, when I don’t have any clean underwear, I go commando.
And that explains why Supergirl gets super red in the face during missions (and why his uniform’s so seamless).
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Beast Boy: Must you interrupt?
Robin: I’m just trying to use our time more efficiently.
Beast Boy: *muttering* Well, it doesn’t make you any more likeable.
So you do like Damian, huh?
Kon: How are you?
Tim: Everyone keeps asking me that. I don’t know how to answer that question!
Conner: What’s your favorite food? (And coffee beans are off the table.)
Tim: I take a piece of Skittles and put it between two Starbursts.
Conner: Are you busy? And writing “Star Trek” fan fiction doesn’t count.
Tim: Ha ha.
Tim: And I finished that last week.
Catching up with your best friend be like…
Conner: Hey, buddy, how’ve you be –
Tim: I once forgot to brush my teeth for five weeks. I didn’t actually sell my last motorcycle; I just forgot where I parked it. I don’t know who Lady Gaga is and now I’m afraid to ask.
He hasn’t slept in three days, is what he meant to say, Kon.
When your best friend misses you and wants to hang out but you’re exhausted from patrol and really just not in the mood…
Tim: Metropolis has a lot of stuff and people, but I like to nothing and hang out with no one, so no, thank you, Kon. And I love you, but no, thank you.
Superboy: *places a protective arm in front of Tim* Careful.
Red Robin: Careful is my middle name, bro. Just kidding, it’s Jackson.
When you really want to talk to your best friend about something but he’s about to jump off a skyscraper…
Superboy: Is this a bad time?
Red Robin: I’d say it’s about half past suuuuuuuuuuu —
Half past “suck”, Kon. He meant to say, “half past suck”.
Introducing your older brother to the team be like…
Kon: Is your brother hitting on Kara?
Jason: *twenty feet away, getting a Kryptonian slap to the face*
Tim: Not successfully.
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