When Conner tells Tim that he’s considering moving to space to get in touch with his Kryptonian roots…
Conner: Okay, we need to talk.
Tim: I’m sorry, Clone Boy, I can’t understand you. You’ve developed some accent from that new planet you might move to!
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When your best bud is still learning how to be “human”…
Conner: That’s a third of the way to Mars!
Tim: Conner, for the last time, Thirty Seconds To Mars is the name of a band, not a fact.
Raven: Don’t tell me you are afraid?
Beast Boy: Are you kidding? I was born afraid!
Beast Boy: Which sounded a lot better in my head.
Robin: It’s not a spaceship.
Beast Boy: Well, if it smells like a duck, walks like a duck, quacks like a duck…
Robin: But then it would be a duck, not a spaceship, so your point escapes me.
Beast Boy: *rubs face in frustration* It’s just a metaphor!
When you’re sick and tired of your best friend’s geeky commentary in the middle of a battle with supervillains…
Superboy: *pummeling an iron giant into the ground* Didn’t I say to drop it?
Red Robin: *bo-staffing his way through another batch of assassins* Yeah, that’s the beauty of being team leader, I get to call the shots.
Conner [to Bruce]: Your son, he’s my best friend, he’s like a brother to me. But he’s a disaster.
Meeting Tim’s friends/teammates for the first time…
Damian: I’m Robin, Red Robin’s brother.
Cassie: He didn’t tell us he had a younger brother.
Damian: Well, Drake isn’t one to brag.
Introducing your older brother to the team be like…
Kon: Is your brother hitting on Kara?
Jason: *twenty feet away, getting a Kryptonian slap to the face*
Tim: Not successfully.
Nightwing: I need your help on a super top secret mission.
Beast Boy: Do I get to parachute out of a plane as a wild horse?
Nightwing: No, you do not, because nobody ever does, but you do get to wear an ear piece.
Beast Boy: Sold!
#titans (2018)
When your best bud is still learning how to be “human”…
Conner: That’s a third of the way to Mars!
Tim: Conner, for the last time, Thirty Seconds To Mars is the name of a band, not a fact.
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