Beast Boy [about Robin]: Raven, you gotta find out if he’s in the same place you are. Otherwise, it’s just a moo point.

Raven: A moo point?

Beast Boy: Yeah. It’s like a cow’s opinion. It just doesn’t matter. It’s moo.

Raven: Have I been living with you too long or did that all just make sense?

Bart: *puts on Robin’s pants* Well, the joke’s on you, Robin! I’m wearing your pants, and I’m not wearing any underwear.

Tim: Impulse, the last time I wore those pants, I wasn’t wearing any underwear.

Bart: *hastily pulls off pants* Well played.

Dick: Beast Boy, I need you to help Cyborg. Don’t worry about Kid Flash. He’ll be fine. I once saw him fall down three flights of stairs, get up, and keep eating his hot dog, like nothing happened.

Garfield: You’re right. He’s the strongest man we know.

Dick: No.