A sleep-deprived Robin fed up with the rest of the Teen Titans…
Tim: *throws hands up in the air* Youths!
A sleep-deprived Robin fed up with the rest of the Teen Titans…
Tim: *throws hands up in the air* Youths!
Conner [about Damian]: What d’you do if he catches you?
Tim: Roll in a ball.
Conner: What if he starts kicking you?
Tim: Stay in a ball.
Conner: Tim, have you ever been beaten up before?
Tim: Yeah, sure.
Conner: By someone besides Damian?
Beast Boy [about Robin]: Raven, you gotta find out if he’s in the same place you are. Otherwise, it’s just a moo point.
Raven: A moo point?
Beast Boy: Yeah. It’s like a cow’s opinion. It just doesn’t matter. It’s moo.
Raven: Have I been living with you too long or did that all just make sense?
Bart: *puts on Robin’s pants* Well, the joke’s on you, Robin! I’m wearing your pants, and I’m not wearing any underwear.
Tim: Impulse, the last time I wore those pants, I wasn’t wearing any underwear.
Bart: *hastily pulls off pants* Well played.
Speedy calling the Wayne Manor…
Roy: Hi, can I speak with Robin please? You can just tell him it’s Cupid calling.
Roy: Wait, no, that’s insane. Tell him it’s Speedy from the Teen Titans.
Dick: Beast Boy, I need you to help Cyborg. Don’t worry about Kid Flash. He’ll be fine. I once saw him fall down three flights of stairs, get up, and keep eating his hot dog, like nothing happened.
Garfield: You’re right. He’s the strongest man we know.
Dick: No.