Having a changeling in the team be like…
Raven: Man, I’m stuffed.
Beast Boy: Me, too. I ate like a pig.
Raven: Gar, you are a pig.
Tag: incorrect teen titans quotes
Why he’s rarely fazed by anything…
Beast Boy: I feel like an idiot. But I am an idiot, so it kinda works out.
Sparring at the Titans Tower…
Damian: You fight like my sister!
Jaime: I’ve fought your hermana. That’s a compliment.
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Yup, Cass is a bad ass.
When your best bud is still learning how to be “human”…
Conner: That’s a third of the way to Mars!
Tim: Conner, for the last time, Thirty Seconds To Mars is the name of a band, not a fact.
Why Beast Boy (eventually) stopped indulging Robin’s invitation to play…
Garfield: Who loses 57 coin tosses in a row?! You know?
Garfield: Heads he wins, tails I lose.
Garfield: *squints* Wait a minute…
Wally: Yes, Gar…?
Garfield: *shrugs* I forgot to pick up my dry cleaning.
Why guessing games take a while at the Titans Tower…
Cyborg: You put this on your coffee –
* Word: “cream” *
Beast Boy: A spoon! Your hands! Your face!
Cyborg: It’s white –
Beast Boy: Paper! Snow! A ghost!
Cyborg: It’s heaver than milk –
Beast Boy: A rock! A dog! The earth!
Cyborg [about Raven]: You’re not done with her, are you?
Beast Boy: *sighs* Our babies will be smart and beautiful.
Cyborg: Not to mention imaginary.
Robin introducing himself to the Teen Titans in a “Frozen” AU…
Dick: Hi, everyone. I’m Robin and I like warm hugs!
Raven [about Jericho]: Be careful, he’ll try to get inside your head.
Beast Boy: Don’t worry, it’s closed for business.
Mission gone awry. Teen Titans’ debriefing…
Damian: -Tt-
Damian: Did you all take Stupid Pills this morning?
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