Beast Boy: What are you ladies doing?
Starfire: Raven is assisting me in creating a MyFace account.
Beast Boy: I think you mean –
Raven: Save your breath. I’ve been correcting her all morning.
Tag: incorrect teen titans quotes
Touring your best friend around your hometown be like…
Conner: This is Gotham City? I was kind of hoping to see something insanely weird.
Tim: Consider yourself lucky.
Robin: Are there areas where I don’t have expertise?
Beast Boy: Humility.
Kid Flash: Modesty.
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Ya can’t have it all, Dami.
Three days before Robin’s birthday party…
Kid Flash: I hear Damian’s party will have double fudge brownies!
Beast Boy: But it will also have Damian.
Red Robin: *watches as Superboy lands on the rooftop and walks towards him with a comforting grin*
Red Robin: *internal monologue* The thing is, this is kind of the whole reason you have friends, so you don’t have to do the terrible parts alone.
A sleep-deprived Robin fed up with the rest of the Teen Titans…
Tim: *throws hands up in the air* Youths!
When Wally met Dick…
Robin: *wearing a green scaly leotard*
Kid Flash: What am I looking at here, Robin? Hero to hero, didn’t you want to wear something a little more form-flattering? Like a pile of towels?
Tim catching up with Conner about what his best (hybrid clone) friend has been learning so far…
Conner: *excitedly* I know Word.
Conner: And I can open a document.
Conner: “Save it”. “Save as”.
Conner: “Print”. “Print preview”!
Cyborg: Do you guys know anything about chicks?
Beast Boy: Fowl? Yes. Women? No.
Nerd v Nerd: Dawn of Dorkiness…
Superboy: *checking out gadgets* How much for your entire collection?
Toyman: Um, the Speed of Light expressed in dollars.
Red Robin [to Superboy]: Just give him Faraday’s Constant.
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