Jon: What’s the strangest pet you’ve ever had?
Damian: You.
Don’t be rude, Dami.
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Trying to make it up to your super best friend be like…
Damian [to Jon]: I’ll be more attentive to your needs on the seesaw. I’ll stay down there as long as you want.
Damian: -Tt-
Damian: People here do not respect boundaries. -Tt-
Jon: Damian, did you just buckle your seatbelt through my loop?
When you’re trying to convince your best friend that a billionaire’s son is just as capable of doing farm work…
Damian [to Jon]: I’m blue collar! I’m absolutely blue collar. My father owns a shovel.
Jon: Damian, I don’t want you to see me cry.
Damian: Oh, come on. I’ve seen you cry a million times. You cry when you think you’ve scraped your knee. You cry when your grandparents are out of chocolate milk. You cry when you’re doing long division and you have a remainder left over.
Sage advice…
Damian [to Jon]: Things change when you hit the big 1-O. Your legs start to go, candy doesn’t taste as good anymore.
Breaking into LexCorp…
Superboy: There is nooo way we can get through that door fast enough to get the jump on him.
Robin: Who said we were using the door?
He’s a Batkid, Jon.
Damian: *smirks* Sorry, didn’t mean to scare you.
Jon: Maybe you shouldn’t be sneaking into my room at night!
When you invite your best friend to a sleepover at one of your father’s hotels…
Damian [to Jon]: Don’t go crazy on the room service. This isn’t “Home Alone”, and you aren’t Macauley Culkin.
Did Dick just make you watch that film, Dami?
During one of their “adventures” (unbeknownst to their fathers, of course)…
Superboy [to Robin]: If I’m gonna die on this island – which I never should have come to in the first place – your face is not the last face I want to see!
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