Tag: incorrect super sons quotes

Robin: Jon.

Superboy: Damian?

Robin: How are you?

Superboy: I’m, um, fine. Why?

Robin: I just wanted to see what small talk might look like.

Superboy: Oh, boy. Well, usually, you –

Robin: Please stop. I feel like I just wasted my day.

Sleepovers at the Kent Farm be like…

Damian [to Jon]: I’m prone to night terrors, so if I wake up kicking and screaming, don’t panic. Just pin me down and stroke my hair, and I’ll be fine.

And need he mention that if you tell any of this to his older brothers, he’ll plant kryptonite around your property and not tell you where to find them?

So, wow, thank you…

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I just saw how many followers this blog has as of today, and I’m in awe.

I have all those brilliant film, TV, and song writers who came up with such amusing, deep, or iconic lines to thank. I’m really just borrowing their work and creating a context around them based on comic canon (and, occasionally, my own headcanons). It won’t always be accurate, but the point is to make it fun and imaginable. 

I see a quote, and 90% of the time, I’ll instantly have a character in mind to “speak” it and a situation in which the conversation could happen. That’s how rich the DC Universe is. Years and years of material to draw inspiration from. 

I do re-word some dialogue to fit the context I want (or because the grammar seems uncomfortably off to me). 

I love the slice-of-life kind of things, and I do imagine that even superheroes have very mundane, domestic (even silly) moments that give them joy in between those of chaos and conflict.

So, for those of you who follow because you’re just as amused, inspired, and fangirl-y as I am, thanks for dropping by!

(A shout out to those who support my other Tumblr blog, a-wayne-at-heart, as well!)

Reblogging this because, wow. I’m astounded again. Thank you again. 🙂

(Also, the main tags I use can be found in the tags.)

When you’re bored out of your mind at Kent Farm because your fathers are busy hanging out and won’t let you go on patrol without adult supervision…

Bruce and Clark: *chatting and drinking coffee*

Jon: *lies down on the grass* What are you doing?

Damian: *yawns* I’m just trying to throw batarangs at my father’s head, but the wind keeps taking it.

When you gotta play it cool so that your best friend doesn’t realize how stoked you really are to hang out with him…

Jon: Hey, I know this probably isn’t your ideal Friday night. You’d probably be, like, doing pull-ups or catching bad guys with your big brothers or whatever.

Damian: Eh, it’s not so bad.