Imagine: Jon and Damian having a “tea party” at the Manor. (Don’t worry, Superboy, it doesn’t mean he doesn’t either.)

Touring your best friend’s (humongous) bedroom be like…

Jon: *sees a sketch pad on an immaculately organized antique desk* What do you draw about?

Damian: Everything. Anything. My thoughts. My insights into the human condition.

Jon: Wow! Really? Do you mind if I —

Damian: If it will keep you quiet, please do.

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Not how you treat your guests, but okay.

Superboy: Damian, I can’t believe you got me a birthday gift!

Robin: I don’t know why you’re so surprised. I watch movies. I see what people do.

my incorrect #hashtags (so far…)

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batman in love – Bruce, Selina, and their sappy, unconventional relationship

big brother of the year – mostly Jason being both the best and the worst older brother

family patrol nights – because they are as dorky as they are bad-ass

grumpy old kid – because Damian

hug monster – just Dick doing what he does best

mornings at the manor – the sitcom of my dreams

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incorrect justice league quotes

incorrect rhato quotes

incorrect super sons quotes

nights on the rooftop – for all those times Jim ended up talking to the air behind him
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my incorrect #hashtags (so far…)

batman in love – Bruce, Selina, and their sappy, unconventional relationship
big brother of the year – mostly Jason being both the best and the worst older brother
family patrol nights – because they are as dorky as they are bad-ass
grumpy old kid – because Damian
hug monster – just Dick doing what he does best
mornings at the manor – the sitcom of my dreams

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incorrect flash family quotes

incorrect justice league quotes

incorrect rhato quotes

incorrect super sons quotes

Jon: Why are you so horrible?

Damian: I’m not. I’m that first sip of a fine wine that you have not yet learned to appreciate.

Damian, sweetheart, Jon’s 10… and you’re 13. Wine, really? *facepalms*

At the entrance to a mysterious cave…

Superboy: What if there’s an animal in there?

Robin: That’s half the fun.

Jon, sweetie, you’ve met his pets, right?

Damian: Kent, Kent! Was that the alarm? Has our perimeter been breached?

What the heck kind of “tree house” do you two boys have?

“Super Sons”, a summary…

Robin: We are having fun.

Superboy: *carrying Damian on his back while sprinting through the jungle as killer androids chase after them* You are! I’m just doing what you’re making me do!