Superboy: *staring in horror at the Kryptonite-lined bands on his wrists* Damian, I’m handcuffed!
Robin: *already tinkering with his own handcuffs* Relax. Handcuffs are a cinch.
Superboy: Really?
Robin: Yeah. There’s a bone in your thumb. Tiny bone. Really easy to break. What you’re gonna want to do is you’re gonna want to apply torsional pressure to it until it snaps.
Superboy: I’m not gonna break my bone!
Robin: Well, in that case, you are screwed.
Sometime during the “In the Name of the Father” story arc…
Damian: *looks out of window using binoculars* Some van just pulled up. And these suspicious characters are getting out.
Jon: That is a school bus, Damian. And those are my classmates.
At the Metropolis City Fair…
Jon: 🙂
Damian: >:|
Jon: 😀
Damian: Did you just use your super powers to win a stuffed panda?
Sneaking into a criminal mastermind’s lair on a remote island be like…
Superboy: *shudders* Creepy.
Robin: I don’t know… Add more bats and a dinosaur and this is my father’s cave.
Robin [to Superboy]: Do you just walk around all day thinking about other people’s feelings? How do you get anything done?
Robin: Kent, have I ever put you in an unsafe situation?
Superboy: *sprinting across the craters on Apokolips with Damian on his back as they try to get away from a fire-breathing monster* All the time!
Robin: Then you should be used to it!
– • – • – • – • –
Guess who’s grounded?
Robin: Thanks for saving me out there today.
Superboy: 😀 Damian, are we becoming friends?
Robin: -Tt- Now you ruined it!
Conducting an investigation worthy of getting them grounded by their fathers in a cave on a remote island…
Superboy: *panicked whispering* Damian, what if there’s a monstrous creature in here?
Robin: *remembering that he stuffed a leash into his backpack before they left* That’s half the fun.
#pet
Super Sons comparing childhoods be like…
Damian [to Jon]: Oh, please. I was an anomaly. I self-potty trained.
Conducting an investigation worthy of getting them grounded by their fathers in a cave on a remote island…
Superboy: *panicked whispering* Damian, what if there’s a monstrous creature in here?
Robin: *remembering that he stuffed a leash into his backpack before they left* That’s half the fun.
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