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When Batman tucks you in…

Damian: …

Damian: Pennyworth.

Damian: Could you loosen my blanket a little? Father tucked me in too tight and it’s cutting off the circulation in my arms and legs.

Meanwhile, somewhere in Kansas…

Lois: *walks out of the room*

Jon: …

Jon: *shifts uncomfortably in his bed*

Jon: Mom?

Jon: Mom! Moooooooooooom!

Jon: *stares at the glowing, green blanket wrapped snuggly around him*

Jon: *stares at the ceiling and sighs in resignation*

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Kryptonite-fiber blanket courtesy of Wayne Industries.

@warrior-of-the-blue-moon

Robin: *saves Jon’s life*

Superboy: *hugs Damian* You’re going to make me cry!

Robin: At least this time it’s for a good reason.

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Conducting an investigation worthy of getting them grounded by their fathers in a cave on a remote island…

Superboy: *panicked whispering* Damian, what if there’s a monstrous creature in here?

Robin: *remembering that he stuffed a leash into his backpack before they left* That’s half the fun.

Maybe said creature will be Goliath’s new friend?

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“Super Sons”, a summary…

Robin: We are having fun.

Superboy: *carrying Damian on his back while sprinting through the jungle as killer androids chase after them* You are! I’m just doing what you’re making me do!

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Robin: Kent, have I ever put you in an unsafe situation?

Superboy: *sprinting across the craters on Apokolips with Damian on his back as they try to get away from a fire-breathing monster* All the time!

Robin: Then you should be used to it!

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Guess who’s grounded?

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Jon: What, did you read a book on disarming bad guys?

Damian: Three older brothers.

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In their top secret, high-tech, steel-walled treehouse…

Robin: *taking a gadget apart* Because whoever sent this thing is trouble.

Superboy: You don’t know that, Damian! They could’ve been nice!

Robin: Nice? No. A nice person says, “Hey, guys! Nice treehouse! Here’s a pound cake”. They don’t plant a freakin’ camera at our front door doing recon on us, Kent.

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The lengths your older brothers’ll go to keep an eye on you.

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In their top secret, high-tech, steel-walled treehouse…

Robin: *taking a gadget apart* Because whoever sent this thing is trouble.

Superboy: You don’t know that, Damian! They could’ve been nice!

Robin: Nice? No. A nice person says, “Hey, guys! Nice treehouse! Here’s a pound cake”. They don’t plant a freakin’ camera at our front door doing recon on us, Kent.

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The lengths your older brothers’ll go to keep an eye on you.