Robin: Jon.
Superboy: Damian?
Robin: How are you?
Superboy: I’m, um, fine. Why?
Robin: I just wanted to see what small talk might look like.
Superboy: Oh, boy. Well, usually, you –
Robin: Please stop. I feel like I just wasted my day.
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Damian [to Jon]: The only way to stop a bully is to stand up to him. Trust me, I’ve bullied a lot of people.
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IMAGINE: Bizarro coming to pick Jon up at the Wayne Manor when Damian’s not done playing with him yet.
(Superman, busy fighting aliens in space, had called in a favor.)
Damian: *smirks* Sorry, didn’t mean to scare you.
Jon: Maybe you shouldn’t be sneaking into my room at night!
At the Metropolis City Fair…
Jon: 🙂
Damian: >:|
Jon: 😀
Damian: Did you just use your super powers to win a stuffed panda?
Breaking into LexCorp…
Superboy: There is nooo way we can get through that door fast enough to get the jump on him.
Robin: Who said we were using the door?
~ • ~ • ~ • ~ • ~
He’s a Batkid, Jon.
When you’re bored out of your mind at Kent Farm because your fathers are busy hanging out and won’t let you go on patrol without adult supervision…
Bruce and Clark: *chatting and drinking coffee*
Jon: *lies down on the grass* What are you doing?
Damian: *yawns* I’m just trying to throw batarangs at my father’s head, but the wind keeps taking it.
At the Kent Farm…
Damian: *gets a hug from Jon*
At Wayne Manor…
Dick: *receives a text message* Little D: I need help reacting to something.
~ • ~ • ~ • ~ • ~
He’s… not used to affection.
When Batman tucks you in…
Damian: …
Damian: Pennyworth.
Damian: Could you loosen my blanket a little? Father tucked me in too tight and it’s cutting off the circulation in my arms and legs.
Meanwhile, somewhere in Kansas…
Lois: *walks out of the room*
Jon: …
Jon: *shifts uncomfortably in his bed*
Jon: Mom?
Jon: Mom! Moooooooooooom!
Jon: *stares at the glowing, green blanket wrapped snuggly around him*
Jon: *stares at the ceiling and sighs in resignation*
~ • ~ • ~ • ~ • ~
Kryptonite-fiber blanket courtesy of Wayne Industries.
Damian: Hey, how about you both stop with this nonsense and –
Jon: HELP U–
Me: *closing both their bedroom doors* Oh, don’t mind them. Waaay past their bedtime. You’re welcome, @warrior-of-the-blue-moon !
Jon: You know, I’ve been thinking about asking my parents for a dog.
Damian: *hugs Titus tighter* He’s not a dog. He’s a hero.
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