In a prison cell, chained to the wall, after Roy comments on a criminal mastermind’s fahsion choices…
Arsenal: It just came out!
Red Hood: When your brain stops working, you should just shut your mouth.
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When you test your new flamethrower on your best friend while he’s in the shower…
Roy: Jaybird? You mad at me? Because without your eyebrows, I can’t really tell.
Jason: 😐
Roy: Batman’s probably wondering where you are.
Jason: Nah… I mean, I’ve already died, so what other kind of shenanigans could I get into?
When asked why he and Arsenal get along so well…
Red Hood: *shrugs* We get caught together, we face death together. It happens every week.
Bizarro: You am show Bizarro some love! *high-fives Roy, who gets thrown across the room instantly *
Roy [to Jason]: *mutters* I hate showing Bizarro love.
Roy: If you hated the bracelet so much, Jason, you should have just said so.
Jason: Well, doesn’t the fact that I wore the bracelet even though I hated it say something about our friendship and how much it means to me?
Roy: What about the fact that you insulted the bracelet and you made fun of me?
Jason: Okay, well, that’s the part where I’m an ass.
Angst, a summary…
Arsenal: You can either go or help me.
Red Hood: Okay, I’ll go.
Arsenal: Okay, but before you go, can you help me?
Red Hood: You just lost yourself a best friend, Roy!
Arsenal: *cupping his ear* Wha–? I’m sorry, Jaybird, I couldn’t hear you.
Red Hood: I said that you just lost yourself a best friend!
Arsenal: *slowly walking away* Huh?
Red Hood: You just lost yourself a best friend!
Arsenal: Dude, you’re going to have to speak up!
Red Hood: You just lost yourself a best friend, Harper!
Arsenal: I’ve forced myself to wha– ?
Red Hood: *positively yelling* You just lost yourself a best friend!
Arsenal: Jason, I’ll talk to you tomorrow!
Red Hood: You just lost yourself a best friend!
Arsenal: Yeah, you can use it!
When your best friend wants to officially introduce your team of outlaws to Batman…
Arsenal: I’d rather not be the cause of further estrangement between you and your dad, Dude.
Red Hood: To be fair, my “dad” was already “estrange” before you met him. *finger-guns*
Inviting your family to you and your best friend’s safe house-warming party be like…
Jason [to the Batfamily]: If you want to get us a gift, we’re registered at Linens ‘n’ Things.
Roy [to Team Arrow]: We have plenty of linens. We only want the things.
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