Red Hood: *trying to catch his breath* Roy, you texted me “911”! What’s the emergency?!
Arsenal: *holding up a picture of Red Hood and Bizarro at a superhero party together* Uh, well, our friendship’s in danger!
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Red Hood/Arsenal: Therapy…
Roy: Okay, well, for starters, there’s nothing wrong with keeping our toothbrushes in the same holder.
Dinah: Jason, what do you say to that?
Jason: I think we should see other vigilantes.
Justice League membership deliberations…
Green Arrow [to Batman]: So, you know you can’t trust them, right? You know Red Hood and Arsenal are absurdly, irrationally, turbulently codependent on each other, right?
When your best friend’s acting a little too chipper and friendly for someone in a Mexican standoff with a Gothamite hit squad…
Red Hood: *whispering* What’s wrong with you? Are you… drunk?
Arsenal: No!
Arsenal: Yes.
Red Hood: What the heck happened to you?
Arsenal: I found a liquor store.
Red Hood: And?
Arsenal: I drank it.
When you reunite with your best friend after the DC writers keep you apart…
Red Hood: No chick flick moments.
Arsenal: You love chick flicks.
Red Hood: Yeah, you’re right. *opens his arms for a hug* Come here.
Red Hood and Arsenal: *walking*
Arsenal: *pauses*
Arsenal: Does that sound like somebody saying “No”, “Wait”, “Stop” to you?
Red Hood: *listens*
Red Hood: Yeah.
Arsenal: *continues walking* Oh, well.
Roy [on the phone]: Okay, I know what “nothing” means, so…
Jason: “Nothing” means “nothing”, Roy. I’m fine.
Roy: Don’t go anywhere. I’m gonna be there soon.
~ • ~ • ~ • ~ • ~
And by “there soon”, Jaybird, he actually means he’s already parking his motorcycle outside your safehouse.
Arsenal: Jason, our friendship is built on lies?!
Red Hood: … And laughter, and stalking criminals, and love.
Arsenal: You know what, partner? We can get on a plane right now and settle this.
Red Hood: That is why I love you, buddy. You’re always willing to risk both our lives at any given moment.
~ • ~ • ~ • ~ • ~
To be fair, “Jaybird”, that seems to go both ways.
Jason [about Roy and Kory]: I miss those guys.
Dick: I know. Me, too.
Dick: *about to tickle Jason* Now who’s the sensitive little flower?
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