Roy: Today is the day, Jaybird.
Jason: What? You move out?
Roy: No, who’s gonna do your laundry?
Tag: incorrect rhato quotes
Imagine:
Red Hood: It’s times like these that I really wish I’d listened to what Batman told me.
Arsenal: Why? What did he tell you?
Red Hood: I don’t know. I didn’t listen.
Arsenal: You’re still in pain?
Red Hood: No, I just like saying “ow”.
Arsenal: Jason, our friendship is built on lies?!
Red Hood: … And laughter, and stalking criminals, and love.
When you’re feeling underappreciated by your best friend…
Arsenal [to Red Hood]: Oh, I already know what your next obituary will say: Jason Peter Todd, he had the very. BeST. FRIENDS.
Bruce: Why are you two here?
Roy: I’m here to help.
Jason: And I’m here to make things worse.
Arsenal: *whispering* I’ll be discreet, I promise. I left my bazooka in the tank.
Red Hood: *rolls eyes under the helmet*
Someone from Themyscira: Oooh, who’s that?
Artemis: *looks behind her and sighs happily at the red-hooded, gun-toting vigilante waving at her*
Artemis: Jason. Who proposed to me by engraving it on the back of a knife.
~ • ~ • ~ • ~
In which, out of trusting Bruce, Diana gave Jason a free pass to the island.
Justice League membership deliberations…
Green Arrow [to Batman]: So, you know you can’t trust them, right? You know Red Hood and Arsenal are absurdly, irrationally, turbulently codependent on each other, right?
Starfire: First off, you’re a complete idiot to even be in this situation.
Red Hood: No one disputes that I’m an idiot.
Arsenal [to Starfire]: I tried to stop him, Babe!
Starfire: No, you didn’t.
Arsenal: No, I didn’t.
~ • ~ • ~ • ~ • ~
[in Sterling Archer’s voice] Bros before… apparent threats to national security.
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