Roy: Oh, come on, Jason! Don’t do that. That’s not what good buddies do.
Jason: Okay, first of all, you have wildly misjudged our relationship –
Artemis: *screams from a distance* JASON!
Jason: ARTEMIIIIS! *gets up to run to her*
Roy: Yeah, you’re one to talk.
Jason: And you’re lucky I don’t have a gun!
Roy: You mad?
Jason: Give you three guesses, Roy.
Roy: No?
Roy: … No?
Roy: … No?
On Bruce and Oliver…
Roy: Looks like we both have a pretty bad case of “jerk boss.”
Jason: Yes, yours is an idiot, and mine is a forked-tongue lizard witch.
Roy: Start taking care of yourself again! I miss those gross, overly large muscles!
Jason: Lay off my body, dude! I clearly got some stuff to work through!
Jason introduces Roy to Bizarro, one of the new Outlaws…
Roy: I guess that’s your new best friend now, Jason. Emphasis on “Iago,” backstabber.
Jason: I’m surprised you’ve read “Othello”.
Roy: What the heck’s “Othello”? I’m calling you the parrot from “Aladdin”.
Jason introduces Roy to Bizarro, one of the new Outlaws…
Roy: I guess that’s your new best friend now, Jaybird. Emphasis on “Iago,” backstabber.
Jason: I’m surprised you’ve read “Othello”.
Roy: What the heck’s “Othello”? I’m calling you the parrot from “Aladdin”.
Arsenal: Go online and check your bank account.
Red Hood: Now? When I’m suction-cupped to a window thirty stories above the ground?
Arsenal: Yeah! You should have five bars.
Red Hood: Okay so, it’s gonna sound like I’m hanging up? But – *static*
Roy: Well, look on the bright side.
Jason: Which is?
Roy: Which is what?
Jason: You just said “look on the bright side”.
Roy: It’s a figure of speech.
Arsenal: I feel terrible.
Red Hood: That’s because those cartel ghouls drained a fifth of your blood!
Arsenal: Oh, hey, speaking of fifth…
Red Hood: A drink’s the last thing you need!
Roy: How do you keep track of all these lies?
Jason: Practice, Roy. Lying is like 95% of what I do.
Roy: In your job.
Jason: Sure.
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