Red Hood: *covering Bizarro’s mouth* If you stay really, really quiet, I will buy you a puppy.
Red Hood: That you will probably accidentally strangle.
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Arsenal: Do you ever think maybe we’re kinda not always a hundred percent of the time doing the right thing?
Red Hood: Do you ever shut up and give that man-bear twenty-five grand so you and I can split the other seventy?
Negotiating their release from Nanda Parbat…
Red Hood: We gotta get that phone, or something, I don’t know! But I don’t want Bruce talking to Ra’s!
Arsenal: Why not? He’s been coming to your rescue since you were in green spandex briefs!
When a mission goes awry and your best friend tries to explain what happened…
Red Hood: So, guess what I’m in.
Arsenal: … No mood?
Red Hood: Winner winner, chicken dinner.
Stranded in the middle of the Pacific Ocean…
Arsenal: What’re your three biggest fears?
Red Hood: Getting stuck on a boat with you three times.
Roy: How do you keep track of all these lies?
Jason: Practice, Roy. Lying is like 95% of what I do.
Roy: In your job.
Jason: Sure.
Jason opens a crate full of hi-tech arrows (that Roy had spent their month’s salary on)…
Jason: *glaring* You have got to be shitting me…
Roy: I know right! A rainbow should shoot out every time you open it.
Roy is standing over what appears to be a partially dismantled nuclear warhead emitting a green glow…
Roy: Wait, seriously don’t open it?
Jason [on the Comm Link]: Yes!
Roy: Oh. I thought you were being sarcastic.
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To be fair, it’s kinda hard to tell with you sometimes, Jay.
Roy: How did you know where I was?
Jason: When we first started the Outlaws, I may have… injected a tracking device into your body.
Roy: In my body?
Jason: Bro? Buddy?
Roy: No, no, now that is a breach of trust, Jason.
Jason: Do you really want to open this can of trust-breachy worms right after I just caught you and Bizarro with a dead Martian in the trunk?
Roy: I do not.
Jason: You do not.
Roy: Oh, come on, Jason! Don’t do that. That’s not what good buddies do.
Jason: Okay, first of all you have wildly misjudged our relationship –
Artemis: *screams from a distance* JASON!
Jason: ARTEMIIIIS! *gets up to run to her*
Roy: Yeah, you’re one to talk.
Jason: And you’re lucky I don’t have a gun!
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