On the first day Jason and Roy teamed up (again) to form “Heroes for Hire”…
Roy: Jason Todd is back! Chest bump me.
Jason: You don’t want to do this, man.
Roy: No, I really do.
Jason: It hurts you every time.
Roy: No, I know, but I’m fired up and the adrenaline is going to carry me through.
Jason [about Barbara]: How many times do I have to say it? She’s like a sister!
Roy: That’s what Luke said about Leia!
Jason: Hey, Luke didn’t know. No one knew!
Jason and Roy eating at a fancy restaurant in Paris during an undercover mission…
Roy [to the waiter]: I’ll have one Lobster Thermidor, extra thermidor on the side.
Roy: I have no idea what I’m ordering.
Jason helps Roy figure out who’s blackmailing him…
Roy: Okay. This is everyone I could think of who’d want to mess with my life:
Roy: Perps…
Roy: People I’ve testified against to the Justice League…
Roy: The old guy who lived underneath me when I was learning the Gangnam style dance.
Roy [describing Jason to Kori]: He is so strong, but so gentle. He’s like an enormous, muscular Ellen DeGeneres.
The early days of Red Hood and the Outlaws…
Roy: I can’t believe you live nearby, and you won’t let anyone crash at your safe house.
Jason: You people already know too much about me.
Roy: I know exactly three facts about you, and one of them is that you won’t let any of us crash at your place.
At S.T.A.R. Labs. A kryptonite bullet’s lodged somewhere in Bizarro’s body…
Dr. Stone: We weren’t able to do the procedure. Your friend is so large –
Jason: That you needed a bigger big saw to cut through his dingus.
Roy: You know what they say, “Fool me once, strike one. But fool me twice? Strike three!“
Jason: You wanna hear a lie?
Roy: What?
Jason: I… think you’re great. *shrugs* You’re my best friend.
Roy giving Tim pointers on girls…
Roy: Number 8. Learn how to take off a woman’s bra:
Roy: You just twist your hand until something breaks.
Jason: *exasperated groan*
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