Upon returning to Gotham City after completing a mission in Paris…
Jason: I got a feeling I’m forgetting something…
Dick: Looks like you got everything but a tall redhead.
Jason: Yeah, what guy doesn’t love a tall redhead –
Jason: Oh my goodness gracious, I forgot Roy!
Red Hood: Hiro, you sell Zip Kicks?
Toymaster: Yeah, man. I sell Zip Kicks and… other stuff.
Arsenal: Ohhh… We’ll take two Zip Kicks, and a misdemeanor’s worth of the other stuff.
After a pissed Jason insults Roy…
Roy: You know, Jaybird, that hurts.
Jason: So does a swift kick in the ass.
Roy: You know, a kick in the ass isn’t the solution to everything.
Jason: I’m afraid I’m gonna have to disagree with that, Roy.
Roy: Jaybird, do I really disgust you?
Jason: No. I disgust me because I’m supposed to be disgusted by you, but I’m not.
Jason sharing stories about his former fellow Outlaws to Artemis…
Artemis: Poor Little One. You were in love with Koriand’r and she was with your best friend Roy.
Jason: So what?
Artemis: So it’s the saddest story in the world.
Jason: You know what? I had a chance, and I didn’t take it.
Penguin: Get me out of here alive, and the ransom money, and we’ll call it even, okay?
Red Hood: Uh, we’re way more than even.
Penguin: How do you figure?
Red Hood: Because your final thought on this Earth wasn’t about how my gun tasted!
Penguin: Fair enough.
Arsenal: Right?
When Red Hood and Arsenal were approached by the government regarding Task Force X…
Amanda: The information you’re about to hear is top secret. Unauthorized publication or leaking of this information would be an act of high treason, for which you would be tried and convicted by a secret military tribunal and summarily executed.
Amanda: So, no, Mr. Harper, I don’t think a selfie would be appropriate.
Jason and this thing in Psychology called “projection”…
Jason: See, it’s never going to happen, Bizarro. Okay? Because I find Artemis repulsive, and she finds me extremely handsome. So stop pressuring us!
Roy visiting Jason in Gotham City after their falling out…
Roy: Look, let’s just agree to say “I’m sorry” on the count of three.
Roy: One –
Roy: Two –
Roy: Three.
Jason:
Roy:
Jason: *walks away*
Roy: Now, see, I’m just disappointed in both of us!
Arsenal: Now I’m telling my friend how you killed that guy.
Suspect: It was for love.
Red Hood: Cool motive. Still murder.
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