Jason [talking to Pup Pup]: Because nothing sucks worse than feeling alone, no matter how many people are around.
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Jason: It sounds like you’re asking me out on a man-date.
Roy: Jay, why are you so afraid of loving me?
Red Hood requesting a status report from Arsenal…
Roy: I crushed it. I crushed it all day today. And then I crushed it some more. And it asked me what I was doing and I told it I was crushing it.
Kori: Have either of you ever made a decision in your lives?
Roy: Of course we make decisions! How do you think I’m wearing clothes right now?
Jason: I lay those out for you, Roy.
When two best vigilante buddies quarrel…
Jason: Don’t speak to me until bedtime!
Roy: If you think we’re going to have a bedtime chat, you’re out of your mind!
Jason: We’ll lay in bed, we’ll just go over the day like we usually do, and that’ll be it!
Roy: Fine! We’ll do that for a little bit and that’s it!
Because the Bromance Force is strong in these two.
At their Red Hood/Arsenal safe house…
Jason: Put on some pants or at least some really high socks.
Roy: Really high socks it is, then!
Shopping for his and Jason’s safe house during their Red/Hood Arsenal days…
Roy: $550 for the TV?! Seems a little steep.
Roy: I’m gonna write down a figure, and this is as high as I’ll go.
Roy: *slides over the slip of paper*
Pawn Shop Guy:
Pawn Shop Guy: You drew a smiley face.
Roy [to Jason]: Apparently, the difference between a stink bomb and a Level 3 toxic biohazard is two extra drops of sulfur tetraoxide.
Roy: I am totally suing that website.
Jason [to himself, after a few drinks]: Okay, I have no feelings for Artemis. No feelings at all. She’s just a teammate. I mean, I might have had some feelings for her, but now they’re all gone. All of them. As a matter of fact, I don’t think I ever had feelings for Artemis.
* Artemis walks into the room *
Artemis: Greetings, Little One.
Jason: *mutters* I love you.
When Jason and Roy started living together during their Red Hood/Arsenal days…
Roy: I don’t get it. Why can’t we use the same toothbrush? We use the same soap.
Jason: That’s different. The toothbrush has been in my mouth.
Roy: Okay. But next time you’re in the shower, think of the first place you’re washing, and the last place I washed.
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