Jason being Extra be like…
Roy: Jaybird, I got a present for you. *carries a basket full of lotion bottles*
Jason: I don’t like lotion. I like my hands to be cracked and calloused like a railway worker.
Roy: I know. I filled the bottles with fake blood, vinegar, and mud.
Jason: *smiles* Really? Thanks!
Introducing Bizarro to the Batfamily…
Jason: His nickname around the safe house is Softypants Mchuggable.
Being supportive of your boyfriend be like…
Roy: Babe, how much should I sell my trucker cap for?
Kori: I don’t know, eight cents?
Roy: Honey! This is the cap I was wearing the first time I heard “Vitalogy” by Pearl Jam.
Kori: Ooh… $900.
Roy: Yeah, that sounds about right.
Explaining to Roy why he’s not looking forward to visiting Wayne Manor…
Jason: Do you know what family means to me, Roy?
Jason: Resentment. Guilt. Anger.
Jason: Dinners that turn into knife fights.
Roy visiting Jason in Gotham City after their falling out…
Roy [to himself]: Just tell him how you feel without sounding like a girl for once.
Roy [to Jason]: I miss you so much it hurts sometimes.
Living together be like…
Kori: Why is there a pancake in the silverware drawer?
Roy: I think you mean, why is there silverware in the pancake drawer? Wussup!
At the safe house…
Jason: – Tsk – The magnetic door is broken. Fifth time or so it won’t open.
Roy: Maybe there’s a penny stuck in there.
Jason: Why a penny?
Roy: No reason.
Jason: You stick a penny in there?
Roy: Nah, I was just making small talk.
Jason: If I find a penny in there, I’m taking you down.
Breakfast at the safe house…
Roy: Why don’t you try some of my world-famous deviled eggs?
Jason: No, thanks. I already had diarrhea today.
Bizarro: You am show Bizarro some love!
* Bizarro high fives Roy, who winces in pain *
Roy [to Jason]: *mutters* I hate showing Bizarro love.
Jason: Roy, I owe you an apology.
Jason: Obviously I was unclear when I said, “Stay in the room and keep an eye on the supervillain”. It must have sounded like, “Leave and do other things”.
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