After a mission goes awry…
Roy: *holding an ice pack over Jason’s eye*
Roy: *shrugs* We’ve been kicking peoples’ asses for so long I figure it’s time we got ours kicked.
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Red Hood/Arsenal mission status report with Batman…
Batman: You’re only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!
Artemis [to Jason]: You’re not too smart, are you? I like that in a man.
Obnoxiously entering a fight to piss off your rogues be like…
Arsenal: It’s…
Red Hood: SHOWTIME!
Arsenal: *jazz hands*
Red Hood: *shoots confetti out of pistols*
Mission goes awry. Something about a comment Arsenal made to some diplomat. A few gunshots, explosions, and run-ins with the secret service later…
Jason [to Roy]: Just when I think you couldn’t possibly be any dumber, you go and do something like this and totally redeem yourself!
Wanted criminal on board a flight. Red Hood and Arsenal on his tail. Pilot gets knocked out in the process…
Red Hood [to the passengers, over the PA system]: There’s no reason to become alarmed, and we hope you’ll enjoy the rest of your flight.
Arsenal: *takes the mic* By the way, is there anyone on board who knows how to fly a plane?
The New 52′s “Red Hood/Arsenal”, a summary:
* Amidst gunshots and explosions and murderous denizens *
Jason [to Roy]: Well, here’s another nice mess you’ve gotten me into!
How Roy got Jason to team up with him again after the original Outlaws disbanded…
Roy: I wish I knew how to quit you.
Jason: *facepalm*
Jason: *groans*
Entering a fight be like…
Red Hood: I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass.
Arsenal: And he’s all out of bubblegum.
Roy telling Jason about his past…
Roy: I browned out that evening.
Jason: “Browned out”? What’s “browned out”?
Roy: It’s when you drink so much that everything goes brown. It’s not as severe as a black out because I remember bits and pieces. I call it browning out.
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