When you’re arguing with your best friend, but then remember that there’s a little kid in the safe house with you…
Jason: I’m saying, every time something starts to go well for you, you blow it!
Roy: Nothing has ever gone well for me, and you know that!
Jason: That’s my point, you – *sees Lian*
Jason: … brilliant redhead, you!
Roy: Oh, great. And now you’re mocking me. You selfish fu- *notices Lian*
Roy: … n-loving hero! Hello, baby girl!
Roy: You lied to me!
Jason: I lie to everybody. What makes you so special?
Roy: I am your best friend!
Jason: Yes, well, that just makes you more gullible.
Red Hood: *spying on Black Mask’s men through binoculars*
Red Hood: They’re armed.
Arsenal: *setting up arrows*
Arsenal: What was that? Armed? What do you mean “armed”? Armed with what?
Red Hood: Uh, bad breath, colorful language, feather duster… What do you think they’re gonna be armed with? Guns, you idiot!
When Roy disappears after a fight with Jason…
Koriand’r: I bet he’s really upset now… What are you gonna do about it?
Jason: Ehhh… Probably something stupid.
Koriand’r: Good, but you’ve already done that –
Jason: Then something crazy!
Jason: *runs off to find Roy*
Koriand’r: That’s more like it!
Jason’s version of comforting your bestfriend…
Roy [about his own bruises]: C’mon, it’s not as bad as it looks.
Jason: Are you being literal or figurative? Because, literally, it looks bad. And, figuratively, it looks even worse.
After Red Hood and Arsenal’s falling-out…
Dick: Hey Roy, how’re you feeling?
Roy: Pretty f***in’ unappreciated, Dick.
Comandeering a plane be like…
Arsenal: I didn’t know you could fly a plane.
Red Hood: Fly, yes. Land, no.
While tying up a group of criminals…
Arsenal: Are you all right there, Jason?
Red Hood: *grits teeth* I would be if you stopped using my name.
Red Hood and the Outlaws origin story AU…
Arsenal:
So, where’re you from?
Red Hood: Who cares? I can’t go back.
Arsenal: Ah, you’re an outcast! That’s great. *gestures to Starfire* So are we.
Imagine: Roy, getting into a fight with Jason after a mission goes horribly wrong.
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