Reconciling with your best friend (and trying to play it cool) be like…

Jason: So, how about we make a couple of ground rules.

Roy: Actually, that sounds good. Okay, no hugs.

Jason: Wouldn’t want one. No apologies.

Roy: Wouldn’t accept one.

Jason [to Roy]: Well, I shouldn’t say “I told you so”, ‘cause it’s not strong enough. How about, “I’m always right, and you should listen to whatever I have to say, and never disagree ever for the sake of your vigilante-hood”?