When you’re into 19th century classics, then get resurrected and come across this century’s utopian teen novels..

Jason: That book was so boring I almost cried a little.

Roy: Aww, Jaybird, I’m sorry you had to read that. You’re safe now.

Jason [to Roy]: You can trust me because I don’t care enough about you to lie.


Jay, remember that canon panel where you said that Roy mattered to you, but you only said that he didn’t to hurt him? Oh, nothing. Just putting it out there.

Roy: I’ll tell you what, Jaybird, here’s the deal: You get fired by the government, I’ll quit, too. I’m serious. We’ll move to a new city, burn our fingertips off with acid, swap faces…

Jason:

Jason: What?

Roy: If we have to.