Why Jason had a new bathroom installed at the safe house…
Jason: *after an intense argument with Roy over a case* Roy, our shared bathroom is not the place to work out whatever’s going on here!
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That feeling when you’re so frustrated about someone you care about that it makes you burst into song…
Jason [to Roy]: *singing* I’m gonna go get a beer, beer, beer before I punch you in the head, head, head.
Roy: You know, you still owe me that fifty bucks.
Jason: *gestures to Bruce* Talk to my dad, bro.
Reuniting with your best friend be like…
Roy: You left me!
Jason: Let’s not get hung up on who’s left, who’s right, and who’s wrong.
Watching as seared debris falls from the sky…
Arsenal: I’ve heard the saying “He got blown out of his shoes”, but I never thought I’d see it.
Red Hood: Now, if the explosion had knocked his socks off, that would be impressive, wouldn’t it?
Needing to think things through be like…
Red Hood: You got captured… on purpose?
Arsenal: Yeah.
Red Hood: These people are killers, Roy.
Arsenal: That’s why we have to stay alive long enough to not get dead.
Red Hood: That would involve getting rescued.
Arsenal: …
Arsenal: Yes, it would.
Trying to stick up for your best friend be like…
Red Hood: *does “his thing” to a criminal*
Arsenal: This kind of stuff is illegal in most states. In certain parts of Europe, it’s…
Commissioner Gordon: *glares*
Arsenal: This is bad behavior.
Reassuring your best friend be like…
Roy [to Jason]: You look pretty good for a dead guy.
Jason [to Roy]: Why is it every time you call me these days, I know to bring a firearm?
Inviting your best friend to have a couple of beers with you be like…
Roy [to Jason]: I hear dying makes you thirsty.
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