Tag: incorrect rhato quotes

After listening to his sassy best friend “negotiate” with a mob boss over the phone…

Arsenal: *putting on a bulletproof vest*

Red Hood: What are you doing?

Arsenal: Bracing myself to shield you from a hail of bullets.

Downtime at a bar…

Jason [about Bruce]: Roy, why is the dad I’ve always wished for always pissing me off?

Roy: I don’t know. ‘Cause you’re incapable of experiencing joy?

Jason: *sips beer* Point taken.

When another one of your best friend’s “brilliant” ideas somehow leaves you both stuck in a maze…

Red Hood: Maybe we should split up.

Arsenal: Split up? Jaybird, no! We can fix this partnership!

Red Hood: No, no, I didn’t mean –

Arsenal: Fine! You want out? Then, go! I can make it on my own. Before I met you, I had other friends and dreams.

Red Hood: I was talking about –

Arsenal: Oh, please take me back! The solo vigilante scene is a nightmare! I’m begging you!

Red Hood: I just meant we should split up to get out of this maze…

Arsenal: Deep down, I – I guess I knew that.

Red Hood: Now, there must be a way out –

Arsenal: Of our partnership? I don’t want to live! *runs off screaming*

Red Hood: *sighs*

Red Hood: *opens a hidden doorway and exits*

Arsenal: *takes control of the jet from an unconscious pilot*

Red Hood: Roy, what are you doing? You don’t know how to fly!

Arsenal: I drove a motorcycle off a cliff once. How different could it be?

Arsenal: *looks out through the windshield*

Arsenal: Hmmm. What’s the ocean doing in the sky?