Bizarro: You am show Bizarro some love! *high-fives Roy, who gets thrown across the room instantly *
Arsenal [to Red Hood]: *gets up, dusts himself off, and mutters* I hate showing Bizarro love.
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Trying to enter their safe house…
Jason: -Tt- The magnetic door is broken. Fifth time or so it won’t open.
Roy: Maybe there’s a penny stuck in there.
Jason: Why a penny?
Roy: No reason.
Jason: You stick a penny in there?
Roy: Nah, I was just making small talk.
Jason: If I find a penny in there, I’m taking you down.
Living together be like…
Kori: Why is there a pancake in the silverware drawer?
Roy: I think you mean, why is there silverware in the pancake drawer? Wussup!
Roy visiting Jason in Gotham City after their falling out…
Roy [to himself]: Just tell him how you feel without sounding like a girl for once.
Roy [to Jason]: I miss you so much it hurts sometimes.
When your best friend’s acting a little too chipper and friendly for someone in a Mexican standoff with a Gothamite hit squad…
Red Hood: *whispering* What’s wrong with you? Are you… drunk?
Arsenal: No!
Arsenal: Yes.
Red Hood: What the heck happened to you?
Arsenal: I found a liquor store.
Red Hood: And?
Arsenal: I drank it.
Angst, a summary…
Arsenal: You can either go or help me.
Red Hood: Okay, I’ll go.
Arsenal: Okay, but before you go, can you help me?
Chaperoning Lian with your best friend at Junior Prom be like…
Roy: *grinning* You know, I taught her those moves.
Jason: Don’t teach her any more moves. Those are enough moves right there. She doesn’t need any more of your moves.
How Jason “broke up” with Roy in the New 52…
Jason: I’ve been hanging out with you too long.
Roy: Is that a good thing or a bad thing?
Jason: Both.
Red Hood and the Outlaws origin story AU…
Arsenal:
So, where’re you from?Red Hood: Who cares? I can’t go back.
Arsenal: Ah, you’re an outcast! That’s great. *gestures to Starfire* So are we.
When you’re arguing with your best friend, but then remember that there’s a little kid in the safe house with you…
Jason: I’m saying, every time something starts to go well for you, you blow it!
Roy: Nothing has ever gone well for me, and you know that!
Jason: That’s my point, you – *sees Lian*
Jason: … brilliant redhead, you!
Roy: Oh, great. And now you’re mocking me. You selfish fu- *notices Lian*
Roy: … n-loving hero! Hello, baby girl!
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