Roy: If you hated the bracelet so much, Jason, you should have just said so.
Jason: Well, doesn’t the fact that I wore the bracelet even though I hated it say something about our friendship and how much it means to me?
Roy: What about the fact that you insulted the bracelet and you made fun of me?
Jason: Okay, well, that’s the part where I’m an ass.
Roy: Hey, what do you want to do for dinner?
Jason: *shrugs* Well, we could just stay in and cook for ourselves.
Jason and Roy: *laugh hysterically*
Coin flips be like…
Roy: Alright… Ducks are heads because ducks… have heads.
Jason: What kind of scary-ass clowns came to your birthday parties?
When your angsty best friend’s hesitant to get a roommate…
Roy: You think of it as your safe house and I’m just somebody who rents a room.
Jason: Mmmm.
Roy: Okay, while you “mmmm” on it for a while, I’m gonna go find a place for my bazooka arrows.
Roy: Hey, Jaybird, can you help me out here? I promise I’ll pay you back.
Jason: Oh, yeah, right. Okay… Including the waffles last week, you now owe me… 17 jillion dollars.
Jason: You know that thing, when you and I talk to each other about things?
Roy: Yeah…?
Jason: Let’s not do that anymore.
While watching Roy fly around the safe house on Bizarro’s back…
Artemis: Is that the old friend who almost got you killed a few years ago?
Jason: *grinning* Yeah, like six times.
Your genius best friend and his genius experiments…
Jason: *walks by*
Jason: …
Jason: Dude, did you set your hair on fire again?
Roy: *placing a damp cloth on his soot-covered and partially bald head*
Roy: No, that was just one time. It’s just that, I’m so good looking, I’m literally smoking hot.
Red Hood: *bruised, singed, and glaring*
Arsenal: Look on the bright side, Jaybird: chicks dig scars.
Still doesn’t justify trying out your new “toys” and burning down the safe house, Roy.
When you bring your best friend along to one of those Wayne Charity Foundation galas…
Roy: I don’t know about you, but I am very comfortable in my masculinity.
Jason: You do realize you’re wearing a sweater vest, right?
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